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@seismicmelon.bsky.social

Long distance Ospreys fan 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 lover of things on two wheels and professional road warrior. Gifted napper and biscuit eater.

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The government comparison is pretty much spot on! You can trust me I’m a member of the board etc. I’ve always said it’s hard work being an ospreys fan 😁

24.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also feel for the players. Such uncertainty going forward is just the worst motivator. Cardiff will be fine 😬 as they say you’ve got to have rugby in the capital πŸ™„ but I agree it’s totally shambolic. Peak WRU.

24.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The intergalactic levels of cunts tricks by the WRU today. It’s gonna be the Ospreys cause of history and shit πŸ™„ We all know it. But I’ll stand by my team till the bitter end.

24.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah there has been a big push from the west for him 😁 but as usual we’re right 😁😁

10.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But we know this 😁

10.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Odd as this sounds I want the Aussies to win this. I want a banger of a final test. A proper final test match.

26.07.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most savage comment I’ve seen for a while 😁

19.07.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Won’t lie shed a little tear at the end of that game. I know there’s still so much wrong with rugby in Wales but just for a few minutes we can smile 😊#JPNvWAL

12.07.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give the lad a go. What’s the worse that could happen.

10.07.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick check in on book of face to see how my β€œfriends” might have voted. Easy way to reduce the friend list.

I’m at an age now where I can’t be bothered to entertain people who’ve turned in cunts.

02.05.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#good Proud day. Played rugby this weekend with 6 lads I coached through junior rugby. All now over 21 and still playing for the same club! They’re all bloody huge! 😁 (I’m in the middle and tinyπŸ˜‚)

That is all really 😁

29.04.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the places they could’ve chosen…

09.04.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also on the course is Aneurin Owen. He’s also a really nice guy too.

This is a lovely little thread of loveliness 😁

08.04.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Small update on Nikola Matawalu. He’s studying rugby coaching and performance at USW Pontypridd of all places. My son is on the same course. Says he’s the nicest guy in the world 😁 calls my boy Moana after his obsession with pacific island rugby 😁😁

08.04.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not the hub cap for Welsh dominance but a nice pot of cash I guess.

Or the only piece of silverware that either one of us is gonna hold up.

29.03.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who? I’m not sure it’s wise to bring out the shags for next week. Cup game and all that πŸ˜‰

29.03.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keith will just walk over your boys and Deaves will smile purely because he’s playing on grass.

29.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know no fear πŸ˜‰

29.03.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t fear anything Edward

29.03.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be my genuine pleasure πŸ˜‰

29.03.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fear my boy next week you will be disappointed.

29.03.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat the fuck” has been said many many times in that first half. Ref clearly has lost control of the game.

Os sort yourselves out and play rugby. Don’t get dragged into the Turkball tactics.

29.03.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re merely jumping on the hype train. I admire your dedication though 😁

20.03.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure this will be of your usual high standard but I’m not sure I can ever watch it. That means accepting it actually happened πŸ˜” not sure how you summoned the strength to complete it.

20.03.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe that was a few Os fans just trying for a nibble. Certainly worked on a few I know 😁

20.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this just me or do the vast majority of comments advocating cutting a region seem to come from players/fans of Scarlets or Cardiff.

I’m more than happy to be corrected by this.

I don’t want a region to go. I’d even keep the Scarlets going.

20.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like a list prepared by multi award winning journalist Stephen Jones. There’s even more dark days ahead.

17.03.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a magical list. Kingsley there to give us the opportunity to sink even further than rock bottom.

17.03.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.

He wasn’t joking either.

17.03.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion . ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .

Someone in a WhatsApp group I’m in has just dropped his idea of Kingsley Jones for the DOR at the WRU.

He wasn’t joking either.

17.03.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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