Steph Dyhrberg

Aww Shaneel Lal just came over to introduce themselves at a cafe. Love it when I meet old Twitter buddies in real life. Hate not having an edit function to fix autocorrect.

Yeah I got stung for a couple of grand to get a scan the hospital recommended, GP and specialist referred but not covered by insurance. If the hospital had done it, it would be free.

This aged like a mouldy grapefruit evidently turns into an orange.

Medications: We are all powerful. We have been created after years of research and billions of dollars of investment. Bow down to the God of Big Pharma.
Grapefruit: I grow on a tree, I’m ugly, I taste pretty foul and I will fuck you up. 🎤

And just like that…

Said no psychologist, child safety expert or social worker, anytime.

Is this too soon: You gotta admire the fact he was prepared to take a bullet for the right of people to make him take a bullet.

Yes I’m great. Just came on here to message you!

Is this the same guy who just purported to speak to the UN on behalf of tangata whenua?

@mattyangel.com hey lovely we are coming down for a weekend soon and I’d love to see you. Will message you details xx

Just submitted mine.

If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this.

This is delicious.

a screenshot of Jack Tame asking a question with the text “Why does a punitive approach work for cracking down on poor people, but not for corporations?” Smaller text saying “Jack Tame 1news.co.nz”

a screenshot of Brooke van Velden ‘answering’ a question with the text “I just don’t think you can try and compare any of these policies with each other…” Smaller text saying “Minister Brooke van Velden ACT”

a small picture of what seems to be a badly taxidermied cat with it’s arms spread wide as if asking a question, with bold text in the middle saying “WHY NOT?”

1/3 Ignorance is bliss - a story of Minister Van Velden’s disastrous Q&A interview in nine panels.

I wasn’t gonna fact check you.

So he’s now started a proxy war, right?

Definitely

I sat across the aisle from John Stamos on a flight and at the end went over, sat down and told him I was a huge fan. May have touched his thigh.

And the night before, we got free tickets to a live taping of Rove LA. Pink and Jim Parsons were guests.

The same day, we ran into Russell Brand on a back street while he was filming and had photos taken with him.

I also accosted Hugh Laurie outside the men’s toilets in the LAX Koru Lounge and after getting his autograph, wished him a nice pee.

It’s all very well marching and posting against fascism. Next time, fucking vote against it.

We talked to Sam Neill at his vineyard. I gave him a pack of tissues and we discovered he had lived in our apartment as a drama student.

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

More cuts proposed at Ministry for Culture and Heritage The axe is hovering over historians and staff who create digital content used by schools and the public.

On top of humanities and social sciences being cut from eligibility for the Marsden Fund, changes to 're-balance' the histories curriculum, attacks on the Waitangi Tribunal, etc, it seems clear the government would prefer we remain in ignorance about our history.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

I just watched a reel where a comedian referred to using a vibrator during sex as ‘calling in a drone strike’. I’m gonna be laughing all day.

Don McGlashan: 2 Chris Bishop: -100

You know it.

Mwah right back at you xx

Man asks me how much of my healthy income I give to those underpaid in the name of pay equity. I respond with my 7 year pro bono pedigree.

Meanwhile over on X…. Love this for me.

Awesome!