Jason Botelho

I desire -2.5 babies so I hope they factored that in to their math here

“Pay for the your news” is not NOT a worthwhile endeavor, but when cartoon villains start buying media companies, I have and will continue to argue that’s the time to spend your media money elsewhere.

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

Pivoting to a baseline of neoconservatism if not an outright embrace of fascism did some of this, but don’t leave out that one of the richest people in the world didn’t need to buy WaPo, but did, and then expected non-billionaires to pay him for his vanity project. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The lesson here is to listen to your third base coach.

There’s are reasons why teams employ a third base coach and that’s certainly a big one.

I really need Angel Reese and Charli to hang out at a Broncos game.

I’m having a very hard time watching the baseball game because of the gigantic muscle-bound Canuck behind home plate.

Congratulations to Matt Shaw who gets to spend more time in Arizona now!

That weird thing when you’re between the sporting events you’ve planned your day around but you’ve had too many beers (2) to do anything productive with that time.

Indiana being one of the two best football teams in the country is shocking, sure. But it would be less shocking if this were some flukey thing where they ran a bunch of trick plays and had a 5* QB. But it’s actually more shocking to the senses that this is a damn Football Team.

I just want to say, I’ve developed a scenario that is completely ridiculous that involves a Josh Shapiro pardon but I am *NOT* putting any more of that in writing.

Watching IU/Oregon but have to assume this means he got benched.

Clayton Kershaw is a 37 years old homophobe, but looks like a 57 year old homophobe.

Phoenix in 5 (million years would still not win this series)

Me, to the person carjacking me: “Stop! I have to get the oil changed!”

Mark Sanchez kind of looks like he’s about to pose for a NYT profile about his new neoliberal think tank.

Special whistle

Was on my way home from dinner and saw James Franklin aimlessly walking on the shoulder of the 134 freeway, heading due west, thumb extended. I stopped and asked “where to, coach?” and he whispered, “Pacific Ocean.”

Phoenix in 5.

Whenever I’m asked a direct yes or no question, I always answer it with mealy-mouthed nonsense about “inaccuracies” because I am a great leader! #wnba

Fuck ICE. Fuck DHS. Stephen Miller is a bald Nazi cuck. Please deport me to Norway.

The last 10 years of Kirk Herbstreit’s life have been spent collecting golden retrievers and carrying the elderly on his back through football broadcasts. #tnf

Blackjack dealers must love to see Kyle Shannahan coming because that guy is always standing on 9. #tnf

Raegan Pebley is already putting her on her 2027 draft board.

(Derogatory)

I feel like I’m watching a 1-16 NCAA tournament game.

The degree to which all of the Aces have allowed Lexie Hull to get to them in this series is perhaps my biggest takeaway.

I pray that the lights go out, flicker, and then turn on revealing Cheryl Reeve standing behind Isaac Barnett ready to finish what she started.

Ah yes, I see we have our best and brightest officials working this game. #wnba

“As we enter this pivotal point we noticed that Sandy Brondello was available and we asked Paige and Arike and they liked that idea so, yeah, deuces, Chris.”

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