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is there a chance that an apparition of the long dead lovecraft family cat just appeared on the set unexpectedly?

12.02.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can submit it anonymously and let the experts handle it

12.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

libs will post things like this and the be mystified when the worlds biggest asshole beats their zero enthusiasm candidate.

12.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there an implied wink? I think there was. Destroy the girlfriend everyone.

11.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I poop out the things I dont regret too, Iโ€™m just built different

11.02.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in retrospect this is just a disrespectful horny teletubby

11.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the Mario mushroom that makes you big called the humungous fungus?

11.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They came down with French, serious case.

11.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLook at his flat ass motion smoothing bitch. HUrrr HDR HDR yeah thatโ€™s you, time for sleep you widescreen slutโ€

11.02.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jokes on you a very nice man in Bangladesh just extended my cars warranty Iโ€™m untouchable

10.02.2026 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey guys I want to make some money raise your hand if you won the superbowl I will bet on you

08.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whimsically supporting the face shooting secret police force

07.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words in the arms of the angel written below her ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words in the arms of the angel written below her

heโ€™s With the lord now

06.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why theyโ€™re such good companions

05.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i bet he makes them *real* sorry! Yeah theyโ€™ll all regret the day they messed with whatโ€™s his name. Revenge will begin.. likeโ€ฆ later or something. Maybe this weekend. Or next weekend.

04.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehehe Poople Dine

03.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no I have been houstoned by my own Picard

31.01.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wouldnโ€™t dare

31.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He โ€œchose not to toโ€ when he straight up begged to be invited and was Blown off, see he planned on being rejected an invite to the kiddy toucher party, checkmate

31.01.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHave you considered being an asshole for a while? You might just like it!โ€

gotta say, as far as mask removal
exercises go this one is pretty pathetic

27.01.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This mongolod was demanding a โ€œnational divorceโ€œ, sheโ€™s only pretending to be a normal human because she has to live on the outside of the bubble now.

26.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they feel like getting up in the morning they donโ€™t know how much theyโ€™re hated yet. Iโ€™d call them animals but I love animals, fuck these worthless piles of crap.

26.01.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A natural progression of the form really

26.01.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.โ€จโ€จICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

24.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29189    ๐Ÿ” 8253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 306    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
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The Cats of Mont Saint Michel The cats of Mont Saint Michel must save the abbey during the French revolution.

if youโ€™re a nerd like me and like board games โ€œThe Cats of Mont Saint Michaelโ€ comes out in a few months.

boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/41...

23.01.2026 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou Canโ€™t cut back on funding! You Will Regret this!โ€œ

23.01.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His head looks like itโ€™s just beginning to slide down his body

23.01.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles dancing in front of a crowd with the words go ninja go ninja go ALT: a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles dancing in front of a crowd with the words go ninja go ninja go

Give em all you got kid

22.01.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s right, dead serious about conquering itchy and scratchy land

21.01.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There also just basically Americans for media purposes. You arenโ€™t bombing some vague middle eastern looking buildings, you arenโ€™t stacking up bodies of the vague generic villain from mid budget action movies, itโ€™s people from next door. The optics are insane.

20.01.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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