St. Paul Pork Product

Out: resting b*tch face

In: Sustained Silent Reading

I had no idea this place existed until the last time I was in Chicago and a friend told me to check it out. It was incredible!

The Chicago of it all

While this Hilary Duff album is not for me, I am very happy that my friends who love her seem to love it! I also love her as a person and will continue to sing her praises for all eternity!

Lemme know when the house remixes come out!

I’ll settle for Toyota sisters

Be my Highlander sister!

Whoever it is, they’re going to save the drag artform

They’re probably on YouTube by now (maybe)

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Happy for you or whatever

Advertise your accent with a gif

I mean kinda but not really but yeah

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Yes

Jessie Ware said “IT’S GAY COWBOY DISCO TIME!” and I’m not mad at it one bit!

Can’t wait to twirl to that one on a patio this summer

I know it probably isn’t going to be dance pop but I still love her as a person

Y’know, I try…

But the outside of that new S6… 🥵

Come again?

Yeah and it’s rude that we aren’t the same size

One of your favorites?

Why thank you very much 👉🏻👈🏻🥹

I changed my @ and have recently gained a bunch of followers…

Reintroduction Thread:

Name: David

Pronouns: He/Him

Location: Minne-Fucking-Apolis

Interests: Cars/detailing, shopping, cute shoes, house music, hugging, dancing, being bald

Vocation: Personality hire at Trader Joe’s

When you’re being mean this is who you’re being mean to btw

Now why would you say a silly thing like that

I mean, yes

Just what I’ve been blessed with 💅🏻

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Why thank you sir

👁️👁️

It wasn’t even leg day

I felt tired and unmotivated today and still hit a new record for total weight lifted 💅🏻

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I’VE CONVERTED ANOTHER

Yeah it’s no joke out there today

Hey Twin Cities, our fool’s spring is over. Last night’s rain and today’s snow has made the roads capital-T TERRIBLE. Be careful out there.