St. Paul Pork Product

I turned that shit off immediately but let me know if you want PJ’s address because I have it

Being naughty on the floor

When one of your favorite IG thirst follows goes from “a little extra padding” and socially conscious/outspoken to “here’s how I lost 50 pounds in 3 months and the only way to achieve happiness is through being muscular, oh yeah by the way here are my abs” <<<<<<<

You’ll change your tune once you go there! I just know it!

But have you ever been to KC?

Happy Birthday to one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen in my entire life

I’m kinda pushing it, myself. I have pretty aggressive arch support straps I put around my feet to make some of my shoes wearable without triggering my plantar fasciitis

POV: You’ve reached the end of your “suitable for work” shoe collection (second to the last are the pair that gave me back pain yesterday)

Thank you for taking this journey with me!

I wear arch support straps nearly every day. These shoes are just too stiff in the heels for work is all. I just won’t wear them here anymore

Realizing one of my all time favorite pairs of shoes are what’s causing my back pain today and I am NOT OKAY DO NOT TALK TO ME

I want to say it’s from a kid’s carnival ride, but it was turned into a planter shortly after this picture was taken. That restaurant had just opened and the decor outside wasn’t fully finished

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You’re 29?????? Suddenly I feel so

10 years ago?

Friend caught me being an absolute UNIT while getting a picture of some duckies at Lake Nokomis a couple weeks ago

Cut to me straddling you so I can pop it

Immediately heard the theme song in my head

I simply cannot choose. They’re both too good!

I think a new life in the Midwest would definitely fix a few things

I also love your barber

Exactly!

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Me rn

Frankly I would’ve hate-watched 10 more seasons, but I understand. Three more episodes to wrap it up!

Figured I’d get into bed hella early so I could finally get a full night’s sleep and completely wasted the two hour headstart creating my July Instagram post lmaoooooo

Okay g’night!

Oh my goodness more fried chicken for meeeeee

You got another dog?!

Hello again, friends! We’re solidly in fourth and can use another boost. Thank you for your votes!

Ughhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiine

(Although I do give my shoes to friends when I’ve lost interest in them)

I mean, typically