St. Paul Pork Product

I hate the woo woo ones who think cracking bones cures cancer and who push supplements on you. I went to one once and it felt like they were going to give me a Scientology pamphlet.

She’s playing a teeeeeny tiny venue here, I’m making EYE CONTACT

ROCHELLE JORDAN TICKETS ACQUIRED I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!

LMAO

Ugh I love you

Does this shirt make me look gay

They don’t sell merch and they’re silly for not doing so. However back in like 2008 they had window clings that said “I ❤️ My Cub” and all the bears here had them in their cars

And Latino

I also have a polycarbonate plow shovel with ergonomic handles. It works wonders for those times when that two inches of accumulation comes overnight and you don’t want to bust out the snowblower. I angle mine and push it like I’m the plow truck and its a fun little game that gives me a workout lol

HOT

I didn’t hear anything you said because hey daaad 😍

You’re getting a show, too. I think I used my snowblower like three times last winter. It’s been used three times in the last week

Yes absolutely. Like it’s so far off the deep end that its come back around

All’s Fair is the most wildly unhinged show I’ve ever seen in my life and I’m so glad I can turn off my brain to enjoy it. Ryan Murphy shot so far past the target on this one that I can’t help but watch what happens next. Also I love Sarah Paulson.

That’s fucking AWESOME

Oh 😍

Yeah you are 🥵🥵🥵

Hell yes, babydoll — Sending you big fat bear hugs, the kind where I pick you up and spin you around

Scat queen!

People are absolutely going to fall for it too. That guy is a genius and a total moron at the same time

I mean usually I drink 300mg Reigns

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Me rn

No yeah you’re right

Hey so that grape slushy flavored 270 mg Celsius on an empty stomach wasn’t a great idea

Ohhhhh, so the plow just goes around. Here we have snow emergencies and if you don’t switch sides of the street depending on the day you get TOWEDDDD expeditiously. I’m so glad I have a driveway

Don’t they plow the roads in chicago?

Don’t you uno reverse on me you little shit!

One of us has to say nice things to him!

MONEYYYY

FUCK