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I really thought I’d never know what this kind of consistency felt like. I have a VERY long way to go but I still feel so good about what I’ve managed to do so far.

The only positive that comes from this weird obsession bears have with AI slop is that they weed themselves out. If I see y’all sharing that shit or posting AI slop-ass versions of yourselves, I do not fuck with you and I immediately unfollow.

You won’t catch me dead on a lake in the winter unless it’s solid all the way down LMAO

Trader Joe’s Blood Orange Mochi, the woman that you are…

Goodbye, Sierra Blue iPhone 13 Pro Max. The best iPhone I’ve ever had. 9.9/10. We saw many ups and downs together. We saw Jessie Ware, Rose Gray, and KYLIE together. You very rarely gave me any trouble. You will be missed.

Deep Blue iPhone 17 Pro Max, you have some very large shoes to fill!

LMAO ADAM

I blocked him I’m not sure

Somebody come get your man…

Thank you!

Well thank you very much!

My only fitness goal as of right now is “bigger arms by 40”, and I’m already seeing progress after a month of consistent workouts. T-Minus 92 days and counting!

Wednesday

I’d consider that a blessing honestly

They’re rich, they’ll get over it

Saturdaze

I sorry I’m late, but happy birthdayyyyyy!!!

I call it “checking on my Sims”

NO. NO NO NO NO.

PLUS, it looks cool as hell with those scars.

MUCH too cold!!! I’m over it!

Exactly

Late afternoon sunlight: *just existing*

People with blue eyes:

Thank you! It was my first car. It was an 89 with 164,000 miles on it when I got it in August 2002. My dad had the wheels refinished because the rest of the car was SO clean. I loved it so much. I got t-boned in it in feb. 2003 and got rid of it summer 2003. One of my biggest regrets.

LMAO

I would simply go home and never go to the gym again

Meredith sucks and she deserves to be humbled

Meredith is a narcissistic bully I don’t care lmao. She deserved it