@jupiter2012.bsky.social
You may know me from the same name on the bird app. Gay. Kentuckian. Cocktail nerd.
I only do the chocolate ones. I think the rest have crap I’m allergic to in them.
29.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My daily breakfast
28.01.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Relatable
28.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok. So you’re still in Columbus. I don’t know why I thought you moved.
25.01.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep thinking you’re up 71, but you moved out west, didn’t you?!
25.01.2026 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Dolly Parton
Björk
Garbage
The Chicks
Miley Cyrus
True facts: it’s a fun gig.
25.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His step brother? Umm, I can’t say that I know that for sure, but we were friends til they moved. Kept in touch when I had Facebook. He was also on an episode of Judge Judy.
25.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy my taxes are simple. Already done.
25.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact: I lived 2 doors down from his family. Grew up with his step brother.
25.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We were promised so much…and yet…
25.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We got essentially nothing
25.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So ummm…we were supposed to get 10-16” of snow. We got maybe 2”.
I knew this was gonna be a non-event.
Thank you!
25.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The way they’re trying my Dry January.
24.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We got snow to sit here and watch!
24.01.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0US. That was a gentle nudge to give it a go again. There’s up front shenanigans, but once they’re addressed, it gets good.
24.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m enjoying the current season, but it started out rough.
24.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aw. Hell. Naw.
24.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This reminds me I need to put the allergy eye drops in so I can then put my contacts in…15-30 minutes from now.
24.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 011 here and my eyes are itchy and watery. Like why?!
24.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re just up the road!
24.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Less than thrilled about this.
24.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The way I call my nephew Benjasaur…
24.01.2026 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I work from home and it’s just weird to be here when they’re here. Guilt for sure and just like…should I not be here?
24.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I used to work accident claims in Louisville and I will also tell you, the TARC bus can fully run you over and the police will write up the report to say it’s your fault.
24.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me on my sofa in a light gray cashmere hoodie being cozy before a giant snow storm arrives tomorrow.
Cozy in cashmere, dahling.
23.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your bravery for going to a Wal Mart ever, but especially now, is to be commended.
23.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel this in the marrow of my sternum.
23.01.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So new tactic: Throw shit on ICE windshields and they’ll have fuck all to clean them.
23.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
