McJamie

Sometimes I think about how I don't want an online presence. I don't want to be perceived and judged. I've had people online do some absolutely vile things to me and it just makes me question if any of this is worth it. I appreciate the good people I've met but the bad people give me trauma.

Corbeau doodle #pokemonlengendsza

what will you play today? ✨💜

Step down, MarioMelon. Step down or fight! (These are Lion King quotes, btw)

Simba. You don't understand. The pressures of being a vertebrate...

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

IMO, to signal the end of the story proper. And then keep players engaged in collecting things and continuing to play the game with post-game content.

Drawing is fun until it isn't.

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The problem with America is that I can state things like

"Trump is our president" and be labeled as anti-liberal/leftist.

but also say things like

"Charlie kirk got shot in the neck"

and be labeled anti-conservative.

These are both objective, unbiased truths...

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

Hi Mr. White Conservative Male. My body isn't a hole. It has a baby-making hormone machine inside of it that can kill me if it wants to. Because that is what makes children. Hormones. The ovulation cycle. Not men.

My period is going crazy this week and I am hoping I can just get some hormone pills from the gyno.

And I can't help but lowkey rage at transphobes who make hormone therapy hard to acquire. A bigot would want me anemic before a trans person gets the health care they need.

Also fuck the uterus.

"Trump is going to get a 3rd term"

Okay! Okay! What immortality juice is this man drinking? I know MAGA likes to photoshop and AI Trump onto healthier-looking bodies, but the man could probably break his pelvis from a mild stumble.

They gave Thanatos Hadesgame 2 one singular *word* of dialogue and I accept that with my whole heart. It's perfect. No notes.

Also.

I was lucky enough to have a WFH job with an excess of funds and got to spend a month there in 2023. Cost about $5k with capsule stays and the yen/dollar conversion. Felt very fortunate. Hope you get to go with a similar circumstance!!

Worth it for the 7/11s alone

I coaxed him off the edge and gave him wet food. Holy moly cats are impossible. This is a 12 lb bengal cat.

Got home just in time to see my cat crawling on my roof. He is not allowed outside. I got him back inside but not before he gave me a heart attack teetering over the edge of my 30-40 foot roof because he was trying to get away and wanted to land on an inner portion of a farther down roof.

Icarus rubbed me the wrong way because what do you mean he literally falls out of the sky and we're already ready to hop on it? What do you mean our type is emotionally-stunted Nyx kids and this dweeb. I didn't consent to this, HadesGame 2.

The game: Yes, it is.

I can't believe I thought this guy had rizz. He's mainlining the 'tism Tylenol. He takes everything literally. Anyway can't wait to bone the cthonic incarnate of ChatGPT.

Me: Is this dialogue supposed to be flirting? Because it's really awkward.

A rock

Aging is just getting progressively worse chronic heart burn

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“male loneliness epidemic” tell the boys to get good at friendship then, good god

Well, if not, please seek out a professional. It's a bit of a financial burden but it's worth it. Feeling the air in your ear canal while you hear every single noise is so relieving after them being clogged.

I get clogged ears pretty frequently. I suggest a minute clinic. It is about $150 for me but very worth it. You can hear colors.

YouTube video by Asa Park Why Gorillaz are so popular in 2025

youtu.be/yLI7TtHJV70?...

Favorite band. Excited for The Mountain.

I love treating Bluesky as a junk account because holy moly I was good at writing fanfiction and can feel comfortable to share.

And yknow what. Wicked was a fanfic, basically. And now that guy has a Broadway musical and a bunch of other published books based on Wizard of Oz. Write your passion.