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Lowkey suspect I may have cursed the Tigers by taking an interest in them and so I am determined to know nothing about the Lions this year. #detroitpost #notazookeeperpost

My parents’ old dog only gets up and moves around when she absolutely has to. So my new favorite thing is airily replying, “Noodle is my *friend*” whenever someone expresses surprise that she gets up immediately when I come visit.

That’s right. I’m the favorite. Take that.

omg

Obviously I bought something though god knows what I think I’m gonna do with it. Maybe frame it. Or make a collage.

Made a special trip to the nighttime bougie farmers market and they had NO produce. Why? I did not come out to see your random vendors and food trucks. I came out because my soul craves tomatoes.

“Why is this evil man not worried about BLACK HOLES???” I ask while watching Superman as though I haven’t watched both the Titan implosion documentaries.

I just renewed my BN membership for the first time and the stress of possibly receiving a new tote bag every year for the rest of my life is weighing on me. The first tote bag was fine! Now I have two which means less wear and tear on each bag so I’ll have even less need for a new one next year 😰

I have never been more proud of the nerds, we did it nerds

I did 😅 BUT the temp has gone down by 3 degrees so it wasn’t all in my head.

I think my strategic fan placement actually brought the temp down a little but I’m afraid to get up and look at the thermostat in case it’s psychological and I ruin it.

Oh! And yay you! Congrats on writing and finishing!

that’s exactly it! I’m glad to have written what I did but where was that inspiration when I sat down to write earlier this week and got nothing?

No it's for fic; I'm just being dramatic. I'm at the end of a 10 day staycation and I had oh so many writing plans that haven't panned out but I stayed up all night writing a coda. I just wish I could have had that level of motivation for something else.

Can I be pissed that I sat down and wrote 3500 words and it was for the wrong goddamn thing? I’m gonna. I decided.

Oh of course the Wings got bumped down in the draft. Business as usual.

If I were a Blues fan I would just throw up and die right now.

Just had a pea soup that made me see god. Which is not a height that you usually expect pea soup to achieve but this one did. #mabelgray #hazelpark

8 minutes is plenty of time!

oh. Edmonton’s happening. Why is Edmonton happening? This isn’t what I requested.

A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶

Best part of living alone is that no one can judge me for crying over the ending of the Tournament of Champions. (Except. Of course. The people I tell on the internet)

Very nearly watched some Wings post game coverage, but I’ve suffered enough tonight I think.

Funniest thing to me by far is that I could not ever tell if there was an issue with the face off and they were going to have to do it again or if the 40-80 year old forwards were just moving slow. (it was always that they were moving slow)

Drew Miller out here blocking shots at the alumni game like his team isn’t already up by 8 😂 Love to see it.