Jedi Bard

Infographic with the title “Floods increase the risk of vector-borne diseases.” Three illustrated tips are shown: “Use mosquito repellents,” “Wear long sleeve and full length clothes,” “Use bed nets.”

If you live in an area with standing water:

✅Use mosquito repellent
✅ Wear long sleeves & trousers
✅ Sleep under bed nets

Stay safe. Protect your health 👇

Don't help corporations get tax write-offs using your donations!

I have a coworker like that too. I even got Google's little AI summary to hallucinate for him, and the still was like "No it's pulling from true sources". Like my dude, I just got it to lie and you know it. *headdesk*

evidence that the Browns were never going to win. Lol

win and loss rates, etc. I showed up that first Sunday confident that the Steelers were, statistically, the best team to back and so I was going to root for them. That was, apparently, not what my dad wanted, he said we support the Browns, and he was very upset when I showed him statistical

You know what's funny, I did *kinda* try to use a calculator to fix my relationship with my dad when I was a kid 😅 He had finally convinced me to watch a season of football with him start-to-finish to try and get me to like it and I agreed. So I did a bunch of research on the teams, figured out the

That recent update to ChatGPT that made it a *little* too flattering and ended up causing delusional cult leader psychosis in a good number of people was really damn fascinating to read about. Astoundingly stupid, but fascinating nonetheless lol

Be safe out there today. Remember, saline solution is cheap and made for washing out your eyes.

#NoKings #NoKingsProtest #Protest

Life update: I had spine surgery, a fusion to be exact. I won't go into detail, but I'm totally okay now. Recovering, but okay. The surgeon said the procedure went even better than expected, and every day I'm feeling stronger and managing my pain better ^^

🎶I don't wanna set the world on fire🎶

How does substack work? It's like a newsletter, right?

A tortoiseshell cat laying on the back of a couch, her eyes half closed

A gray cat looking at the camera, half hanging out of the top of a cat tower

A tortoiseshell cat laying on the back of a couch, asleep next to a cinnamon roll Squishmellow wearing a cowboy hat

A tortoiseshell cat laying on the back of a couch, asleep next to a cinnamon roll Squishmellow wearing a cowboy hat

It's been a sleepy #kitty kind of week.
#cat #cats #tortie #caturday #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky

It's been a beautiful spring day, we had a fantastic Easter lunch with my spouse's cousin and then went for a long (though slow with my sciatica pain) walk through an amazing park.

Even on Tatooine, there's beautiful double sunsets if you look for them. ☀️ 🌷

America's brand of fascism isn't necessarily Naziism, it's McCarthyism. It's Christian-driven persecution of those deemed 'UnAmerican' enough.

The Neo Nazis in America have always just been useful idiots to the religious right, and an easy scapegoat to distract the public.

An image shows a person holding a brown paper bag with text written on it in black marker: "EGGS ARE SO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE ALL THE CHICKENS ARE IN CONGRESS." The person is standing outdoors, with other people and bags visible in the background, suggesting a protest or public gathering.

The bok stops there.

I love how proper her handwriting is and how much she's gotten to fit on her protest sign ^^

A close up of thick, gluten free French toast on a plate, with round sausage patties

I'm not normally one to take pictures of my meals, but just look at this #glutenfree French Toast I got the other day at #SunnyStreetCafe . /Best/ I've had at a restaurant in ages! I actually double checked with the server to make sure they were, in fact, gluten free lol

A tortoiseshell cat sleeping in a person's arms, stretched out lazily

A gray cat and tortoiseshell cat laying near each other in a bed, dozing off

A gray cat and tortoiseshell cat laying near each other in a bed, dozing off

Happy #caturday y'all. It's been a hectic week in a nightmare of a year, so Bergamot and Emmalita want to remind everyone to rest, drink some water, and talk to someone you're thinking about. Rebellions are built on hope, but #self-care as well.
#cat #cats #tortie #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky

Promoting incompetent loyalists over truly capable people is exactly why the Galactic Empire failed

Us, if we were ducks.
And now us, if we were geese.
Love writers: all the cheese.

It was a great day for a walk ^^

“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space.”

With all the craziness happening, I missed yesterday’s White House announcement that our government has a Time Machine / Stargate

Two cats looking out a window to the left

Two cats looking out a window to the right

We just passed Emmalita's first gotcha day, and she and Bergamot have become best friends. They may fight like siblings, but I've never seen two cats bond so strongly. Especially when there's groundhogs to stand in solidarity against!
#cats #cat #tortie #caturday #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky

Two cats on a couch looking at a computer

Two cats on a couch that are looking at the strange person holding the camera instead of the computer they were just looking at

"Okay, so then when you get to this pit, you need to split Astarion from the party and select jump and...uh, excuse us Dad, can't you see we're having a moment?"
#cats #cat #caturday #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky

A tortoiseshell cat laying like a crazy person on the back of a couch

A grey cat on a person's lap, looking at the camera

A person sitting on a couch with a grey cat on their lap and a tortoiseshell cat on the back of the couch looking out the window

At least the #cats have been cozy the last week 😅 Not my best picture, please don't judge lol
#caturday #cat #tortie #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky

Tortie cat laying on a computer chair facing the camera

Tortie cat laying on her side, close up view of her face and toe beans

Emmalita being adorable for #caturday !

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catsofbluesky #tortie #tortoiseshell #toebeans

Isn't there video footage from, like, just yesterday of him admitting he lost the election so they had it rigged? And all the fucking press just taking pictures and applauding or some shit. It's so infuriating.

Remember: American fascism does not look like Nazis. It's McCarthyism. That's what we're hurtling headlong towards a second coming of, only 'communism' is now DEI and LGBTQ+ folks.

Boy, it's probably not a healthy combination, but #ADHD medication, rosé, and absinthe sure is a winning one lol