Simone or /^syx.*$/

> mathematically optimal but O(n⁴)

new tinder bio just dropped

6 years of thinking I can make a better portfolio.
1 year of actually building it.

My new portfolio is LIVE 🚀
Please, don't break anything!
👉 bruno-simon.com

In case you were wondering...

to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes… Followed by an unreadable quote in Apple’s Liquid Glass style

YouTube video by f4mi Making my OWN printer cartridges (and saving my favorite printers, I guess)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CP...

NEW VIDEO OUT!

Today we resurrect a dead printer format just to feel something- I MEAN to resurrect all the up-until-now useless dye-sub printers that you can get for free or next to free and let you use them again :)

this is incredible, I'm so going to play this game, good luck with the launch!

Also, here's a glimpse at my rotoscoping process... #LUNARK #pixelart

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

Desk Stops: creative technologists share their desktops, which seem to fall into extreme minimalism or utter chaos https://www.deskstop.computer/

Two astronauts in space face Earth labelled 'FRONTEND'. The first says, 'Wait, it's all just sending HTTP requests to endpoints?' The second aims a gun at him, saying, 'Always has been.'

I sure do love me some front-end development.

#FrontEndDev #WebDev

as a person who knows absolutely nothing about drum machines I disagree with you 🤣🤣🤣

Color Palette Pro — A Synthesizer for Color Palettes Generate customizable color palettes in advanced color spaces that can be easily shared, downloaded, or exported.

I'm gonna to give the "Best UI in a Website" 2025 award to colorpalette.pro
holy shit

benjojo: This MacOS (APFS?) quirk was mentioned at the pub last night, and I still cannot believe this actually works when I tried it myself

WHAT

benjojo.co.uk/u/benjojo/h/...

cc @fasterthanli.me for cursed Mac shit

HTTP Archive: Page Weight This report tracks the size and quantity of many popular web page resources. Sizes represent the number of bytes sent over the network, which may be compressed.

How broken is today's frontend culture?

A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:

httparchive.org/reports/page...

that must've been awful, I hope you get better!

very cool reminds me a lot of VHS Head

Variation on the XKCD 2347 graphic of software building on each other, showing very unstable tower, featuring sharks biting undewater cables, unpaid opensource developers, AWS, Cloudflare, AI, Microsoft, left-pad, v8, WASM and it is all almost falling apart, but not actually.

If #XKCD 2347 was made today …

(via social.linux.pizza/@latenightow...)

It's my birthday
Play my game

officialelectric.itch.io/ruin

A picture of a Steam Machine with a NeXT logo, green power button, drive bays, and that NeXT kind of stripey part decoration part testarossa intake strakes that aren't. It's a mash of disparate things but damn it's fine.

Oh if you insist.

Lol at least he’s honest

thank god it doesn't use Grok under the hood

Introducing Bit, the most advanced AI to date! it can only say YES or NO, what more do you need?

📓 blog.simone.computer/bit-that-wei...

Live at: bit.simone.computer

steam machine de la abuela

can I run a NeXTSTEP on this Steam Machine?!?

Welcome to fam, ya'll!
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame

(Growing our @steampowered.com Hardware Family in early 2026)

I don't think so but you can create a new user to access the web desktop!

I knoooow

web desktop called windows 99

I've been collecting web desktops links for years, and this is one of the most uncanny Windows 9x recreations I've seen lately: win99.dev

the "zohran mamdani for new york" sign but rewritten to be a funny ruby joke

where my rubyists (old people) at??

Jesus the new iOS26 safari layout is messy af I just gave up fixing a bug and let cloud code take the wheel 😪