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Piper Wallingford, PhD

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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 37483    πŸ” 16860    πŸ’¬ 805    πŸ“Œ 2373

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

01.10.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14033    πŸ” 2825    πŸ’¬ 311    πŸ“Œ 176

Pete Hegseth’s meeting could have been a signal chat

26.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

23.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8512    πŸ” 1899    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 67

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world

21.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9132    πŸ” 1029    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 111

It's the only time I ever vacuum the baseboards

07.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That's because you're wrong.

06.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting β€œBoo-urns.”

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting β€œBoo-urns.”

β€œUh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting β€˜Trump! Trump!”

05.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3537    πŸ” 794    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 18

I keep seeing people say things like, β€œWell we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.

We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.

18.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5409    πŸ” 927    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 192

Never gets old but I wish it would.

17.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Poster from the movie Jaws.

Poster from the movie Jaws.

I can't be silent any longer. The shark influencers are lying to you.

The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.

It's a shortfin mako.

Great Whites don't look like that.

14.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9

andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will

25.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7366    πŸ” 876    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

Well, here we go

22.06.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1324    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 5

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

21.06.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3142    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 26

It took 151 days for our neighbor’s trump flag to come down. But it did come down

21.06.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...

16.06.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7697    πŸ” 1310    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 223

it's not orwellian. it's american.

17.06.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 935    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

NY times: Spirited Kristi Noem Briefing Interrupted by Annoying Sound of Democrat Senator Padilla's Skull Hitting Floor

12.06.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1956    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6
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This video shows what happened to Sen. Padilla after they forcibly removed him from Kristi Noem's press conference.

He's given orders from the officers that would cause him to smash his face, then pushed to the ground and handcuffed.

Via: x.com/elex_michael...

12.06.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6148    πŸ” 2567    πŸ’¬ 652    πŸ“Œ 471
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This is the spirit of Los Angeles.

This is California.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

#FreeDavidEndRaids

09.06.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18931    πŸ” 5357    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 583
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

08.06.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26030    πŸ” 6179    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 350
this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda
corvid haters unfollow immediately

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

08.06.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17870    πŸ” 4441    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 142

🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨

Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:

Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate

LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...

UniΓ³n del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...

07.06.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4068    πŸ” 3922    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 150
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

05.06.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11761    πŸ” 1902    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 72

breaking up is hard to do unless you're a spacex rocket

05.06.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Big update to scienceimpacts.org: See the devastating impact of cancelled NIH grants across the country, and how losses at specific institutions ripple out to surrounding communities.

This is all in addition to the future losses that would result from cutting funds for indirect costs of research.

28.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
Map of local National Weather Service office "areas of responsibility" modified (using polygons with black outlines and red fill) to indicate where recent/expanding cuts to NOAA/NWS have resulting in understaffing so extreme that some offices can not longer operate on a 24/7 basis.

Map of local National Weather Service office "areas of responsibility" modified (using polygons with black outlines and red fill) to indicate where recent/expanding cuts to NOAA/NWS have resulting in understaffing so extreme that some offices can not longer operate on a 24/7 basis.

I just created a quick map depicting which portions of the United States are now (as of today) or will imminently be (by early June) without 24/7 local National Weather Service coverage (per Washington Post reporting). #CAwx #CAfire #CAwater #ORwx #AKwx #WYwx #KSwx

15.05.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2270    πŸ” 1400    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 239

It is a very specific circle of hell to have to listen to someone wildly misinterpret something you worked on and be unable to correct them.

*frustrated scientist noises*

14.05.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

08.05.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32945    πŸ” 6680    πŸ’¬ 1507    πŸ“Œ 729

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