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The existence of Taiwan Beer Gold Medal is enough for me to defend the entire country from an imminent large-scale invasion by the People’s Liberation Army.

popped this shit and it got me authorising drone strikes

it has been many moons since i last trawled the blue sky

telling cop im honestly not a fan of law and order

chillin big time

i think Elon Musk forgot he was Dutch

Is it safe to mix clorox bleach and hennessy

wir suchen dich

under scrutiny again for plots against the intergalactic federation

consciously alienated by people who demand respect

Chuck Mangione, legendary flugelhorn and trumpet player

Dave Blunts is a fake geeker

sometimes i think it’s gonna be alright, then i realise my immortal soul is irreversibly tainted

exactly!

No, we can’t go band for band

MF GHOST just doesn’t capture the essence that Initial D had

lots of cool apps in the apps store

i am a normal functioning member of society

which law do i break next?

all praise to the most high 🙏

big pimpin

thank u, Nimrod 🙏

gonna go down a treat with my glass of piss

tonights dinner

elton john

they call me ‘Little Richard’ for the intended purpose of offending and terrorising on account of the proportions of my genitalia

a little bit chicken fried rn

A mobile ad that somebody edited. It's a pregnant anime dude that is saying "I have your baby" and underneath is the prompt "will you promote him to BUS DRIVER?" YES/NO

NOPE!

my end goal is to pull off a coup d'etat in the Vatican and crown myself pope for life