jims

hello tony, i hope this message finds you well. the children and i think of you often, of what horrors you must be facing over there on the western front. we pray for you every single day, so that the Good Lord may deliver you safely back into our arms.

with love,

jimantha

good luck and godspeed, sailor

yoda ant: kick him through a wall i will

ant: do you ever wonder what lies beyond the colony? we serve a thankless queen, beholden to her whims and yet in return receive nothing but more toil.

yoda ant: know i do not. little guy i found, under a leaf i did hmmmmm

bovino: ᵤₚₚᵢₑₛ!

at least the samurai in my backyard is quiet. he respects the peace, even as he drives his sacred blade through my tomatoes. i watch helplessly as he perfectly bisects every lemon on my tree, slashing green beans and carrots with calm determination. i sit, watching, quietly hoping that i'm next,

ah, nevertheless...

easily. ask it

thank you! i'm sending you a sample, it's a warm and nutty spice i'm calling 'Jormond's Mystic Sand'

design me a sandwich

PUT HIS MID-SIZE ASS IN THE GROUND

somebody raised that boy right

brother needs to learn that hovering kills the party, but levitating (!!) kicks that shit into 9th gear

shoutout bones

a tshirt that reads 'nobody wants to date a sensitive guy anymore'

when you get to hell, tell them #creamernation sent you

when the smoke clears and the dust settles, i will see every #CreamerNaysh seditionist to the gallows personally.

#creamernation forever

a 2nd head surgery

Big Friendship x

hell yes brother

spill tea down the back, wear it backwards and they'll think you spilled tea on the front #lifehack

this film is an unrelenting banger and i will die on this hill with a rifle in my hand and a song in my heart

it's truly life-affirming to know that dreams do come true. thank you and congratulations

look at us, brother; suckling from the teat of Big Tech. which industry is ready for plunder, can we be disruptors in the bog space? listen to yourself. we need to sit in the brackish waters and lay amongst the moss. the swamp will provide its own milk and nectar and hot goth gfs/bfs

#creamernation

a crisp linen, precise folds and stitches are sexy. imprecise gluing and measurements will ruin the puppet.

watching a lot of forged in fire recently. started seeing every chunk of metal as a potential blade, every chip and crack as flaws in the heating process, every passing human as a decorated ballistics dummy coyly waiting to be disemboweled with erotic precision by doug marcaida. i am Doug Marcaida

tracking mr hoop through a foggy lowland marsh. the cacophony of scents are confusing the hunting dogs but i can sense him. we are closing in

not much worbe's up with you

you get it

i got a lego stuck in. my ass

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