rick tuah

Ghosting a toilet

No it’s a secret

Yup that’s all it takes, but it’s a lot of cranberries

Yup i haven’t actually needed to eat or drink water ever since i did that

Same shit different app!

Spaghetti and feet balls

Entering a committed and deeply loving relationship with a goose

I’m in love with a bong

Hazy Penis IPA

Playing bongos with my penis

Clogging a toilet with cigarettes

Those shitheads at papa johns dont know a pizza from a prolapsed asshole

It really caught me off guard i almost chopped it off

Anyone else thinking about pubes rn?

I just discovered my ballsack

Freezing my semen into a brick and throwing it through my dad’s window

Curious George Washington

Back shots in a phone booth

Eating 300,000 cranberries

Wtffff give it!!!

I’m so there

They should just call this place twitter lmao that would get everyone here immediately

They should make a guy at mcdonalds called cheeseburger

Poop sky

Using a soda lid as a ketchup dish at mcdonalds and then killing myself

Friend Flintstone

Alright back to twitter i guess

She likes me for my financial sensibilities!

Using a groupon on a first date to achieve maximum rizz

Just tried grilled walrus, it’s really bad