Andrew Joseph

Are they using AI to write these tweets? They’re so bad

goddamn this guy just sucks

Wild how Stanford's student paper has more courage than the Washington Post

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Men's Health mixed it up. USA TODAY was the one that set the record straight and got Men's Health to issue a correction

Wait, people are pretending that Happy Gilmore 2 was good? It was awful in the laziest worst way

Every single joke in HG2 was just a recycled joke from the first movie. Not a single new memorable line that will stick. And making the Maxi League supernatural megagolfers from a fictional surgery is such a departure from the reality the original movie is set in

going to miss following the Braves through your coverage, Justin. You did a great job

he can’t even deliver jokes. Says “dude” like 30 times as he stumbles through a bit. And that’s not even taking into account how bad his material is as he goes for shock value

He’s astonishingly unfunny. I don’t get it at all

The 594 is made up from a parody account. Still a bomb tho

Me 4 weeks ago: The Club World Cup is a manufactured money grab with no prestige. Nobody cares. It's just self dealing for FIFA and PIF

Me now: CHELSEA ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS RAHHH

Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz

a real restaurant in Phoenix (it's awful)
eatbreakfastbitch.com

I still think he's a parody but the administration thought it was for real. so he just trolled his way into diplomatic immunity

I could have sworn he was doing a bit when he tweeted that Enes Kanter should be a first-ballot Hall of Famer

One thing I'm willing to say definitively is that the Seattle Sounders are better than Real Madrid.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

X's head of product

Peeped the other app to see all the racist Grok stuff and was rewarded with one of the heartiest chuckles I’ve had in a minute

this deserved to do numbers

a literal concentration camp

Way too early USMNT 2026 World Cup roster projection

Way too early USMNT 2026 World Cup roster projection bit.ly/3IgoELG

Good thing Dortmund wouldn’t release him for the Gold Cup

Also, sliding? We’re there

Convinced the real reason so many GOP reps caved is that they don’t want to lose their unfettered access to insider trading by getting primaried

Does U.S. weather have FIFA concerned about 2026 World Cup? Here’s what we know

Does U.S. weather have FIFA concerned about 2026 World Cup? Here’s what we know bit.ly/44vkKGb

Stop bending to fascism

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

Cuomo got absolutely cooked