68 Walrus

I like to think as a Zyn using Del the funky homosapien fan I am a White Zinfandel

She sloppy on my steak until I think you should leave

DSMs are like Mambos

Cuz this shit kinda goes hard

I just wanted to be clear that you mean artificial intelligence and not former basketball star Allen Iverson.

Specifically the battle songs??? I'm locking in like I'm fighting Asgore the first time fr

Also that 7 mana Jeskai instant that has a book stapled in the text box. There is alot of flavor here and it makes my OG tarkir loving self v happy

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

This is Doug Dynasty erasure. If I wasn't very high right now, I would want to talk to someone

I made him blue now. For full effect

Fun reminder that less CEOs get shot with universal Healthcare

Ninja Ramen is goated

Jorts aren't apparel, they are a state of mind

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."

Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics

Isn't this a negative result?

Is this about Arcane? I feel like this is about Arcane

Philomina Cunk with a plastic Santa

I wanted to see if I got it right 🤣

Creativity (either the deck or the concept)

YouTube video by boburnham Bo Burnham - Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant) - MAKE HAPPY Netflix [HD]

youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20?...

If yall haven't watched this and have 8 minutes. Bo Burnham is such an incredible artist.

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

many will be opining on the evils of the for-profit healthcare system tonight, however i will be making italian jokes because it’s cheaper than lexapro

if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome

The "chugga chugga choo choo" makes my brain go brrr
-things devin says in a way too public situation

A dragon with 5 heads, how cool 😎

Fuck yeah

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things