Melody Severns

Well, this crashed and burned, unfortunately. Nobody is on here. Social media is a not a good place to be at the moment. Use it to reach out to loved ones or actually call them, text them, or by god, spend time with them.

Haven’t been social media’ing too much these days.

You know the world is in trouble when you agree with Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene on anything.

When someone pours salt in the wound, at least you now have a delicious wound.

No Kings!

Enjoy the rain, asshole!

Donold’s 79th birthday parade was a pitiful failure.

The No Kings protests were a massive success.

One I actually haven’t seen! Ok, I’m nerdily excited now. Thanks!

Is this platform a thing yet?

Has anyone ever thought about “wash, rinse, repeat”? Do you also have to repeat the “repeat” step? In that case, you’ll be stuck on an infinite loop of washing your hair forever. I’m not stoned.

I love fitbits because it’s like I’m my own tamagotchi.

As a result of hanging out with primarily heterosexual male friends the past few weeks, I feel like Kurt Russel has been brought up several times.

With egg prices, are people dying rocks this year for Easter?

Living life on a strict budget, but still wanting to try to find fun, enjoyable rewarding things to do is what I like to call the Life HMO plan.

I’ve been binging a 5 part docuseries on the Vietnam War, so apologies if that’s a tired topic of discussion if you have a meal with me because I fully marinated my brain in this.

Disappointed that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was not at the Oscars.

New fun thing I’m doing for some extra income: venmo Melody-Severns $15 or whatever you find appropriate and I’ll send you a personalized mystery piece of art in the mail! Just DM me your address. 🙂

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Man, Facebook has just become a garbage pile of trash filled up with old dirty diapers and AOL free trial disks.

Bought my cat a new cat bed. She lays in the box the cat bed came in.

Just a-waitin’ for more folks I know to populate this.

it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs

The Last Showgirl was great! Go see it.

Hi all! I’ll post a lot of silly content here now.