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YouTube video by Darwis erfansyah what's your name😂🦜 #music #clamdown #love #birds #nature #wildlife #lol

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If this isn't your response to doomerism I don't want to know you

I want to watch birds and play sudoku.

This is my friend Lucy who is currently missing in Wellington. She is vulnerable, low on resources, and may be experiencing paranoia and disordered thinking so if you see her please be gentle and honest. Her mother is now nearby and can come to wherever. Please share.

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I was gonna comment and ask if she'd seen it. Paul Williams is the best assistant.

The cover of Read at your Own Risk by Remy Lai. It is a notebook covered in doodles of skulls, with a sketch of a girl in the center. Her mouth is taped shut and she has a cut with stitches across her forehead.

Just finished @rrremylai.bsky.social's Jr fiction horror 'Read at your Own Risk'. This is the stuff I crave in horror for kids! Genuinely creepy, doesn't hold back. It shows my age but it's Amelia's Notebook of horror that I never knew I craved.

I feel like there is some sort of subtle messaging going on in this post... Give me 12 hours, a pencil and a ream of paper and I'll figure it out.

Eyes are the window to the soul.

Correction: eased the idea of other genocides as also acceptable (guess who they got all their ideas about killing and sterilizing disabled people from?*coughUSAcoughcough*)

Holocaust Memorial Day Trust | Disabled people The Nazis targeted for persecution anyone that they believed to have mental or physical disabilities. From 1939-1941 the Nazis carried out a programme of ‘euthanasia’, known as the T4 programme (Tierg...

TLDR? This summery takes five minutes.
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Image of the book "Hitler's Forgotten Victims: The Holocaust and the Disabled" by Suzanne E. Evans. The cover is a photograph of five disabled Jewish prisoners who arrived in Buchenwald after Kristallnacht.

For no reason at all I have been thinking of this book - the history of the disabled folk Hitler and his eugenists tried to eradicate.On the topic did you know that murdering disabled people was what eased the idea of genocide into society? Just a thought to think about today... no reason...

It's Baldi's Basics for me. Solidarity.

I worry about you

We all know that when your canine companions safety is threatened, the best protection is throwing a gold bar into the home safe.

An image of two thumbnails of YouTube shorts from different content creators. The first is a series of trex images, from skull, to a draw version with teeth sticking out like a crocodile, to a version that has lips, to a version of a t rex roaring. As if continuing the montage the next thumbnail is a modern bird in the same pose with its beak open the same as the t rex in the previous illustrations.

When your YouTube algorithm lines up just right.

This is also why swathes of chickens have to be killed if outbreaks happen on farms and it creates egg shortages... Cause they'd rather spend the money to wash the eggs than keep their chickens safe. 🙃

*pushes up glasses* it's also due to the fact America refuses to spend the money to vaccinate their chickens against salmonella. Instead choosing to outsource the cost of safety to stores and customers to refrigerate the eggs.

I get that it's Lego and they can't make any pieces without connectors but...What are we meant to put on Pikachu's tail?

Nevermind. If they let me put a Lego bow on it then I take back my old man rants.

Today at a used bookshop I overheard two old women in the attached room who were sorting books. The radio had swapped to the news, qouting Seymour. Both ladies audibly groaned and said
"Oh shut up, Seymour!"
"Yes, I want to punch his fucking face."
It's the little things that keep you going. 💜

Gotta tag @allisonpregler.bsky.social 😅

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Oh the Redwall memories... (Sorry, this is anakuroma from Twitter 😅)

My kindergarten teacher, who was the genuinly most sweet lady, was named Mrs. Pain

An image of a quote from an essay by Ursula K. Le Guin entitled "Introducing myself". The quote reads: If I am required to watch a sport instead of doing it, I’ll take show jumping. The horses are really good-looking. The people who ride them are mostly these sort of nazis, but like all nazis they are only as powerful and successful as the horse they are riding, and it is after all the horse who decides whether to jump that five-barred gate or stop short and let the nazi fall off over its neck. Only usually the horse doesn’t remember it has the option. Horses aren’t awfully bright."

F**** a duck, Ursula K. Le Guin calls it.

I need that shirt so bad

Just ordered one, love it!

Ok, thank the YouTube algorithm that brought me to your video. As an absolutely bird obsessed person I clicked instantly, but finding your also acspec, genderqueer and ADHD made me so happy. It's nice to know there is at least one other bird obsessed person with all my flavours out there!

The raven itself deserved the Emmy that Baywatch never got. 1700/10, would adore again.