Matt Hewes

She helped pour the gasoline and she's scolding us about matches

I do the same damn thing

My perhaps controversial assessment is that when you share the propaganda of your enemies to call it out or to mock it… you’re still spreading their propaganda and maybe doing exactly what they hope you’ll do.

Are there two MLB teams more geographically separated than these?

I've tried and I just can't. Glad they're having fun but I'd rather be having the fun, too.

4 frame comic. 1st is the silhouette of two podcaster. Text reads In a world where trans people's dignity, humanity, and existence are subject to debate, every trans suicide is a murder. 2 is a silhouette of a swimmer. Text reads In a world where trans people aren't allowed to participate in their community, every trans suicide is a murder. 3 shows Gavin Newsom. Text reads In a world where trans people are thrown under the bus because their rights aren't considered a "winning issue", every trans suicide is a murder. 4 shows Lia Smith. Text reads In a world where trans people have to fight every instant of their life simply to have the right to live in peace, every trans suicide is a murder.

Say it with me.

Imagine being such a terrible human — an actual monster to young people — that there’s a measurable positive impact on your departure.

Walters sounds like the type of person who would probably find joy in that.

He also sounds like a small, scared, insecure and pathetic man with a boring life.

S&Ms

There is no ceasefire.
There never was.

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

That's one!

The media when questioning a progressive: "HA! Your father's cousin isn't an aunt! You're a LIAR!"

The media when questioning a fascist: "I guess there's no way to know if skull shape causes criminality"

This mfer is going to try and create a wedge in the party with this lane to carry him to the presidency which was both extremely obvious and why trans people were calling him out years out from a primary

There is no English-speaking newsroom anywhere in America that does not comprehend the concept of "Aunts and Uncles that aren't your parents' siblings."

None. Zero. I had no aunts or uncles like this, BUT I DID WATCH TV AND READ BOOKS.

This is not ignorance, it's just propaganda.

Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in local economic activity. Without SNAP, that will mean a loss of $15 billion to the US economy just in November alone.

If you map out your family tree, "Nth cousin" refers to degrees of horizontal separation, "X times removed" is vertical.

More likely that just nobody was hitting it.

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you

DRACULA: aw that sucks

WOLFMAN: that bites

CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks

DEVIL: that is so not cool

MUMMY: that’s tearable

ZOMBIE: what a rip off

GHOST: boo

I just want every person to consider this in its distilled form.

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The President of the United States is unilaterally levying a tax on every citizen because he didn't like a commercial.

*heavy sigh*

Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you web searched

I am sexy 9780131960688

every sports team is a Ship of Theseus

RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts Guidance from health and human services secretary contradicts decades of dietary recommendations

[S] With moves like this there's no need to formally rename HHS to the Department of Death.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Seems bad?

So he was telling the truth? The amount of illegal this is is a *lot*.

I just can't anymore. Sweet merciful crap. Republicans in Congress should, to the last one, be hauled out of office for violating their oaths.

In America, iconography establishing race based hatred will get people running to your defense, so you can keep running for senator; meanwhile, recognizing the humanity of Palestinians gets you smeared, or perhaps your diploma gets taken away.

Okay what I'm hearing is that the Democratic Party likes Nazis more than Muslims.

Yeah, this fucking thing's gotta go sorry