🩸 Scarin’ Goreslay 🩸

Shit, Damn, Motherfucker INDEED

“What’s up, Starhawk?” — how my friends and I roasted each other in the mid-late 90s when we wore long velvet dresses or other “witchy” attire

Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’ Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."

Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...

IT RULES! Thank you for spreading the news!

kinda expected this to be about a mouse in a waistcoat

Might just tape to my forehead

"This is kind of dark, but follow me to the dark place..." My friend Mo Daviau wrote, well, an EPIC AND LOVELY book and we talked about it!

Loved interviewing my brilliant pal @modaviau.bsky.social about her gorgeous new book, Epic and Lovely, for Two Bossy Dames 💕💕💕 open.substack.com/pub/twobossy...

I will try the next time I see this patriot

A guy has been standing downtown with a sign reading IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE PRESIDENT A TOTAL PUSSY?! and its astute simplicity is refreshing and really should catch on

You know I’m snugged up with our mutual boyfriend Gardner Orton in the Vermont Country Store catalog 🥰

Morherfuckers

It’s it’s decorative gourds season, motherfuckers season, morherfuckers

I was talking shit about Jerry Seinfeld last night and I’ll do it again today and tomorrow. Never not a creep.

I’m reading this book right now and it is SO FUCKING GOOD!

Grosse Pointe Blank holds up but as always, Joan Cusak should have the John Cusak role and vice versa

It was such a delight when he got all that praise and attention for Can You Ever Forgive Me? 😍

BAT NET!!!

THE HUSBAND SAID IT

✨ GET! ✨ A ✨DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ✨

I’m being shown FB posts from every We Do Not Care group in existence & they’re all “I do not care if my husband literally pissed in my Cheerios this morning & called me a woke fartknocker. I’m going on vacation alone because he makes me cry every day & I hope he dies on the toilet while I’m gone”

🎶🎵AND THEN THERE’S ME!!! 🎶🎵

I loved it from the get-go soooooo…maybe?!

There is a little-seen, utterly charming movie, Vamps, directed by Amy Heckerling and starring Krysten Ritter and Alicia Silverstone as party girl vampires in 2012 New York, and they perkily do this throughout the movie with rats

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into

A statement published August 31st, 1997 by the National Enquirer. It reads "We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline "Di Goes Sex Mad", which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: "A Farewell To The Princess We All Loved""

Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate

LABELLE logo from the 1973 album Pressure Cookin’.

I’m getting this Labelle logo tattooed right across my forehead

Morning Phone Sticker 2-Pack Two stickers of A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME. More official Jeffr...

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I’m also going to do some stupid stretching thank you both

Is This It, like others have said, Bjork’s Vespertine, and Andrew W.K.’s I Get Wet 🎉