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pls remember to stay hydrated, exhibit self care, look both ways before you cross the street, don't look in the mirror too long bc you'll dissociate, and always fight against fascism!!!!

😔 ugh, I’m sorry! Being sick is awful, but thank you for taking a test instead of brushing it off and spreading it to your friend (and anyone else!!). I hope you feel better soon and it doesn’t linger!! ❤️‍🩹

Stunningly beautiful!!! 🥰💞

Ahhh!! Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉💙

Precious and patient little dachshund

I know, I want to go for a w-a-l-k, too, buddy 💙

For real!! I was fully anticipating a different camping experience 😂 (there are definitely camping spots for the more ~promiscuous~ queers)

Okay, this actually seems super wholesome and fun!!!

Calling my insurance company because my basement just flooded

Yesss!! Keep it up!! 😁 I got into a consistent workout routine in January of last year and then really honed in on my goals a few months later by changing my eating habits, and that was a game-changer! I may not give every workout 100%, but I show up 100% of the time, and that’s what matters!! 🙂‍↕️

We flew a Lufthansa A340 to Germany around this time last year!! A baby was screaming for about three hours while everyone was trying to sleep (talk about a red-eye), but we loved that plane! Hope you have a safe trip back!!

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Okay, but also, you’d better werk!!! 👏👏👏 (hopefully they give you a raise with the additional responsibilities 👀)

My beach-loving husband says this every time we see more rain in the weekend forecast 🥲

YES!! Wishing you the best of luck today!!! 🤞😁🍀

I guess it’s better to know their quirks before accepting a position, but it sucks, because you’ve put in so much time/prep for these interviews, only to end up hearing this 😔 ugh!!! Keeping my fingers crossed for calls back from better places 🤞

Got emotional reading this!! 🥺 Happy anniversary!!! 💞

Continually sending you all of the good vibes, thoughts, energy, etc.!!!! 🙌 ✨🌈✨ I’m sincerely hoping the right people call you back!!! 💙

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Suddenly…

No, YOU cried through the series finale of The Handmaid’s Tale (hubby and I loved it 😭)

Or on a Tuesday night, AM I RIGHT? ehuhuhu…

Ohhh I love red velvet cake 🤤 so I say dig in!!! 😜 Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!! 😋💙

This + having anxiety when waiting in lines + security people yelling at you 🫠🫠🫠

😔🫂

Hubby and I voted early last week!! 😊 thanks for voting!! These primaries matter, too!!!

💀. Love this.

RO!!! LMAO

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😨 they’re the same picture

This transformation is incredible!! And the sign above the door!!! 😭💚

Stomach problems? I think they mean poopy down my leeeeeeg

Yesss!!! 🤎🤍💚