David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Mirror headline: “Frank Grimes dead: Coronation Street actor dies after short illness”

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Alert email header from The Atlantic that reads “MLB’s fist woman umpire”

Man, that is an UNFORTUNATE typo, @theathletic.com. Come on.

Omg horrid internet bully.

I realise this single screenshot is completely meaningless. Will try to remember to screen record next time I scroll through a controversial account. But, believe me, the account deactivated while I was mid-scroll.

A deleted account.

Ok I absolutely love how you can see accounts deactivating on here in real time as you scroll their feeds.

Will interact with all your posts next Thursday night m8

Famed NASA astronaut Jim Lovell, who commanded the harrowing Apollo 13 mission in 1970, has died cnn.it/40SWf4U

A single e-scooter sitting (securely) on a very long low-loader.

Another single e-scooter sitting (securely) on a very long low-loader (but it is night this time).

Been fixating lately on individual e-scooters being seized and towed away on needlessly large low-loaders.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Three screenshots. In the first two, we see a human guy in a fancy white coat and stuffy formal collar sitting in the conference room talking. He has his nose turned up and seems hoighty-toighty. Closed caption reads, "The entire concept of sexual reproductive is a little repugnant to us." Next screenshot is a cut to Will Riker, in opposite chair across the table leaning back but now slightly forward and looking intense and offended in response. His eyes are simultaneously smouldering, angry, and disappointed.

Alts in pic 1

Alts in pic 1!

I have subscribed to Rita Ora for several years now.

Well they’re twats because it’s excellent.

So on brand.

What’s your sign?

A six panel picture with a conversation between Scott Mills and Mariah Carey which goes: Scott: Would you fancy going to space, like Katy Perry did? Mariah: Did she go to space? Where'd she go? Scott: Space. Mariah: Into orbit and back? Wow. Alright, Katy. Scott: Would you do it? Mariah: I think I've done enough.

I’ve been a Mariah stan since her Cribs appearance, and she keeps on giving.

How I flirt:

Win or lose on Wednesday, every COYSky will be back in their rightful place next Friday.

(hehehe)

Wow this is very humourous.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t #slide into anyone’s in the outer rings dms. It’s a very hot skircle.

My face surrounded by other people’s faces.

I think this is the first time this year that I have an inner ring that is solidly DM slideable.

Alan Partridge screenshot - Alan lying on his bed wearing a neck brace, holding and speaking into a phone. Text: ELON, CAN YOU MAKE PORNOGRAPHY COME ON MY TWITTER FEED PLEASE?

Just did a selfie that was “analysed by grok” so I could access Twitter alt again.

@notthatmilo.bsky.social Don’t mind me m8, just brute-forcing you into my inner ring ready for my skircle later.

What’s the furthest you’ve been?

N: Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
E: Sydney 🇦🇺
W: Tenerife 🇪🇸
S: Melbourne 🇦🇺

What’s your sign?

Oh I really hope there's a nice clean scab I can pick at once it's fully crowned.

Probably a bite last night. It’ll probably balloon up overnight into a lovely bluster, like I had on my foot the other month.

My swollen hand, which is full of pus.

*jon lovitz yelling “i have such fat hands!” in friends*

“They’re paying me lots of money for this and I can’t wait to get pics with all of you at pride!! (£25 a pic with your own camera)”

The Lion King for the Mega Drive/Genesis. Get rid of the monkey/giraffe/ostrich level thx.