SenatorLuma

heyyyyyy do you need a sponge shaped suspiciously like my face
it comes with free gagging noises!

i look like this yea

he didn’t vote lmfao he didn’t show up

this is how i learn you’re trans (congratulations!!)

california workingmen’s party never died…

lol they put mark andreesen and abundance on my syllabus im gonna kill myself

oh yea, what kids really need during a school shooting is a loud, bright device that could go off in their pocket at any time

hope they’re not hiding from a shooter!!

i’ve always said i could detransition for a pretty enough girl…murder my soul…

put up a form and we will be applying instantly…6’3” with 8 inches btw…

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i will accept this bc i refuse to learn new york geography

i know a lot of these they have globe emojis on twitter

eh it’s okay i’ll spend part of today passed out from malnutrition anyway

coming back to confirm. yes. all goddamn night. i spent most of my dreams choking and gagging and woke up hard enough to cut diamond.

this was so cruel

saw this right when i was trying to go to bed and my mouth opened automatically…i think im going to have dreams about giving head

some of us are boys* (acceptable victims)

this is totally fair but as someone who would really appreciate a ring gag i feel underrepresented

need

dsa national should probably develop a script for members to ca republicans when they have to because the current one is just giving them a bunch of reasons ti vote for reconciliation

nothing in the constitution says the supreme court has to get money for clerks or air conditioning

twinks keep making me WATCH MOVIES

why do i keep getting entangled with film nerds. i don’t WATCH MOVIES why do i keep attracting these people.

fetterman is out posting about how great this was. fuck that guy

yea they’re reporting a “massive explosion” at the fordow nuclear plant

what have we done

WE BOMBED IRAN?????

underrated civil rights issue is how much republicans just hate dc

they are at war with you

cory booker is éxplicitly out republicans (the DHS deputy secretary) for lying on the senate floor rn

the senate dems are doing a good cycle rn--lots of outrage, good media-clippable phrases. plus the big group of california dems on the house steps. big tactical moves going on