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Toby - wittering about cars, technology, showtunes and other stuff since… ooh, ages ago.

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Evriman, I will go with thee, and be thy guide, In thy most need in the kitchen I'll hide.

20.02.2026 10:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brit here. It's certainly a phrase I'd use; and 'rude' here means 'ruddy' as in pink-cheeked, I believe.

20.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the monarchy falls as a result of all this, would it technically be a Koo?
#pronce
#AndrewMountbattenWindsor
#epstein

19.02.2026 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scottish fish & chips are reasonably likely to be fried in beef dripping, and I reckon it's rather less common in England. Otherwise it's usually a high-temperature vegetable fat.

18.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've driven too many vans and trucks to be at all bothered about the rear window, as long as the mirrors work.

18.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Exciting!
Incidentally, I've just been reading "Light of Impossible Stars" – New Gordano?! Love it! Catbrain next, I reckon.

18.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amazing.

17.02.2026 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Google AI result from when I googled "Jane Austen Mary Shelley", hoping to find whether they'd ever met:

Jane Austen and Mary Shelley were both famous female
novelists in the early 19th century.
They shared a mother, Mary Wollstonecraft, who wrote The Vindication of the Rights of Women.
Connections between Jane Austen and Mary Shelley
• Shared mother: Austen and Shelley were both daughters of Mary Wollstonecraft.
• Possible influence: Austen may have been influenced by Wollstonecraft's work, but she didn't use quotation marks to avoid identifying with Wollstonecraft.
• Works that combine the two

Google AI result from when I googled "Jane Austen Mary Shelley", hoping to find whether they'd ever met: Jane Austen and Mary Shelley were both famous female novelists in the early 19th century. They shared a mother, Mary Wollstonecraft, who wrote The Vindication of the Rights of Women. Connections between Jane Austen and Mary Shelley • Shared mother: Austen and Shelley were both daughters of Mary Wollstonecraft. • Possible influence: Austen may have been influenced by Wollstonecraft's work, but she didn't use quotation marks to avoid identifying with Wollstonecraft. • Works that combine the two

Hmm...

17.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The double-crossing of a pair of heels...

16.02.2026 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cardle Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.

Cardle 4/5

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www.playcardle.com

And precisely the same infuriation today!

16.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd rather go to a local Mam & Pap store.

16.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Starship Enterprise (looking rather like Epstein Island).

The Starship Enterprise (looking rather like Epstein Island).

!!?!!

16.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That looks fantastic!

16.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quatermog.

16.02.2026 07:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cardle Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.

Cardle 4/5

🟢 🟢 🔴
🟢 🟢 🔴
🟢 🟢 🔴
🟢 🟢 🟢
www.playcardle.com

Infuriating!

14.02.2026 10:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok - I got (maybe) six. So I feel a bit better. Thank you!

13.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Plastic Oh No! Band

13.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reading those questions has just destroyed my lifelong belief that I'm pretty good at quizzes. Ulp!
#thanksabunch

13.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When a shark has been jumped,
the whole show should be dumped,
That's a moray!

12.02.2026 13:32 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks Gareth - time to restart, I think...

12.02.2026 12:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's never eaten beaver. Now there's a surprise.

12.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! Seems almost cheap at $8.5m...
Tangentially: why couldn't Elon spend all his money on dangerous warbirds?

10.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Estate
YouTube video by Bruno Martino - Topic Estate

Post a banger that isn't in English:
youtu.be/BHK0S7lmsZ4?...

10.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could you tell us the name of your production? The link goes to a generic Audible page.

10.02.2026 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hasenpfeffer!

09.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Done! Thank you.

08.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is VAT being added at 20% to the price of the book when I try to check out? Books are zero-rated...

08.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Chorus: He's just a poor boy from the East Midlands.

07.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Benny Hill in 1954

Benny Hill in 1954

05.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not generally - but a few years ago we were able to do exactly that in New Zealand.

31.01.2026 06:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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