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Charlotte the Host Origami

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she/her transitioning in mid life

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then lettuce rejoice where we at

06.07.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 998    ๐Ÿ” 301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

hot milkshake is a weed preparation

15.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My own university in California ended up on The Daily Show because the college Republicans hosted a "w**back race" across the quad. This was in like 2006.

15.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's depressing that an international audience has to worry about low level trump staffers

15.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mike johnson talks a lot of shit for a guy who looks like that

15.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 621    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

and he doesn't even have the charisma of a youth pastor

15.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they can parachute in bitcoin to pay paramilitaries

15.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the servers pop ibuprofen like candy

15.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Joe Bidenโ€™s Ignominious Gaza Failure Itโ€™s Americaโ€™s worst foreign policy disaster since the invasion of Iraq.

Biden could have ended this by early 2024. he chose not to prospect.org/world/2025-1...

15.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

like there is life after retirement, especially for national electeds

15.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the utility of valve stuff is part of what makes the payment processor stuff sting so hard

15.10.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

demon core level safety procedures

15.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i low key think there's a class of staffers in the party that prefer thinks that way.

15.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

HE IS A WHITE WORKING CLASS MILITARY VET

with a stunningly sharp media package

They canโ€™t update their website with a plan but they can kick the knees out fo somebody whose making waves form someone older than my momma !

15.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

i find mugs off coffee in the microwave. like the beverage has history

15.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

adhd is dying of thirst and looking over to see the glass of water on the counter you poured an hour ago mocking you

15.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

multilingual taunts about baseball is icing on the cake

15.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Greta Thunberg: โ€œThey kicked me every time the flag touched my faceโ€ โ€“ Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet.

www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

15.10.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 792    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

It feels very weird to have such an absolute lad as Pontiff. Like a Pope you know has gone to town on a big thing of wings.

15.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 985    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

good luck

15.10.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm not sure how things fit together w/o an app view. like if i use one of blacksky's alternate services, will i be able to see banned blacksky accounts and bsky accounts at the same time?

15.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now i'm imagining a typing course where they use horse blinkers

15.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White peopleโ€™s insistence that other white peopleโ€”especially the ones exhibiting morally questionable behaviorโ€”deserve the benefit of the doubt is going to kill us all.

15.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1416    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

do you do catch and release?

15.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15012    ๐Ÿ” 4512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 294
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DOE Consolidates Office of Science Advisory Committees Six long-standing committees advising the Department of Energyโ€™s Office of Science have been rolled into one.

SCIENCE POLICY NEWS:

During Yom Kippur, all the members of the High Energy Physics Advisory Committee (HEPAP), myself included, received a letter thanking us for our service and telling us essentially that the almost 40 yo standing federal advisory committee was no more. โš›๏ธ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ”ญ

Why that matters ๐Ÿงต

15.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
A GitLab issue tracker comment from an anonymised maintainer on GNOME Music, the issue suggests adding a volume slider and the comment was "Why do you think a volume control is necessary?"

A GitLab issue tracker comment from an anonymised maintainer on GNOME Music, the issue suggests adding a volume slider and the comment was "Why do you think a volume control is necessary?"

thinking about this all-time favourite GNOME Moment

30.08.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 366    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Guilty Crown screenshot of pink hair girl saying to anime MC with brown hair.  "Even if everyone says you're a liar.. Even if you hate yourself... I'll be by your side."

Guilty Crown screenshot of pink hair girl saying to anime MC with brown hair. "Even if everyone says you're a liar.. Even if you hate yourself... I'll be by your side."

Me after she launders the money I made from credit fraud schemes.

15.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the nazis usually saved that stuff for der stรผrmer

15.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE facility fence in Broadview has been removed, in compliance with federal judge's order U.S. District Judge LaShonda A. Hunt of the Northern District of Illinois had set a deadline for 11:59 p.m. Tuesday for the removal after finding that ICE had placed the fence on city property without...

ICE facility fence in Broadview has been removed, in compliance with federal judge's order

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

15.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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