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In 1913, Émile Borel’s Infinite Monkey Theorem said that a monkey hitting keys at random for eternity would eventually type every possible text— from “banana” to the complete works of Shakespeare. Instead, we got AI.

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Bad week to be named Andrew.

05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Denny Hamlin didn’t have a clutch issue. #nascar

03.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social

01.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NASCAR > baseball.

01.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm also working on "Essence of Mr. Pixels," where I capture air from his office/attic hovel, put it in a balloon, and sell it.

30.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mr. Pixels has a new line of hot sauces. Mr. Pixel's Tears. "Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot."

30.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.

30.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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National Research Platform (NRP) National Research Platform (NRP) is a platform for researchers to access and share data, tools, and resources.

Mr. Pixels is exploring a different strategy. nrp.ai.

28.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s how I explain what Mr. Pickles does. Piping.

23.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Both only require watching the first. The rest are bonus.

23.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Patriot - Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video Patriot - Official Trailer | Prime Video

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23.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.

23.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know a guy.

23.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Cards Against Humanity Holiday Hole Today on Black Friday, let's come together as one nation and do something great: dig a tremendous hole in the ground for no reason.

Second only to this Black Friday fundraiser for young women to get science scholarships. www.holidayhole.com

22.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My paperwork is in.

22.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I long since unsubscribed (successfully) from the New York Times.

22.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I own some of that land.

22.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.

20.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.

18.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.

18.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.

17.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.

16.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did somebody say newsletter?

15.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unbelievable.

A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.

www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/n...

08.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0
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Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.

09.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Instagram feed is now 100% Sora-generated videos involving Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. I think we finally broke Internet.

08.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
It’s driving me crazy that I can’t remember the title of the original full movie this still is from but it was a YouTube vid shot on vhs video (or made to look like it). It’s a young woman smoking a cigarette ranting about her pet lizard’s instagram account. If anyone remembers the real title let me know cause I want to watch the full movie again

It’s driving me crazy that I can’t remember the title of the original full movie this still is from but it was a YouTube vid shot on vhs video (or made to look like it). It’s a young woman smoking a cigarette ranting about her pet lizard’s instagram account. If anyone remembers the real title let me know cause I want to watch the full movie again

I know this never got a theatrical release but she should have won the Oscar

18.12.2024 04:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR) needs to address this Christopher Bell bullshit. #nascar I finally got my family on board with the sport.

14.09.2025 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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