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In 1913, Émile Borel’s Infinite Monkey Theorem said that a monkey hitting keys at random for eternity would eventually type every possible text— from “banana” to the complete works of Shakespeare. Instead, we got AI.
Bad week to be named Andrew.
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Denny Hamlin didn’t have a clutch issue. #nascar
03.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pertaneer leaf blown weekend. @shareski.ca @jonbecker.bsky.social
01.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NASCAR > baseball.
01.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm also working on "Essence of Mr. Pixels," where I capture air from his office/attic hovel, put it in a balloon, and sell it.
30.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mr. Pixels has a new line of hot sauces. Mr. Pixel's Tears. "Artificially intelligent. Naturally hot."
30.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mr. Pixel's Tears is my new line of hot sauce.
30.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mr. Pixels is exploring a different strategy. nrp.ai.
28.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s how I explain what Mr. Pickles does. Piping.
23.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Both only require watching the first. The rest are bonus.
23.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I spent today learning from American tribal college IT people what they need and don't. I love my job.
23.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know a guy.
23.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Second only to this Black Friday fundraiser for young women to get science scholarships. www.holidayhole.com
22.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My paperwork is in.
22.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I long since unsubscribed (successfully) from the New York Times.
22.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I own some of that land.
22.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mr. Pixels is not impacted by the AWS outage.
20.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wisconsin should only get to do Jump Around with a winning record.
18.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…is why Wisconsin cannot have nice things.
18.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I woke and dressed in front of a Wisconsin legend this morning. We will never forget you, Brent.
17.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got to be on Lambeau Field today while it was getting its winter tan.
16.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did somebody say newsletter?
15.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unbelievable.
A lot of people with dogs really don't understand dogs.
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Today is a good day for a new Zoom background.
09.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Instagram feed is now 100% Sora-generated videos involving Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. I think we finally broke Internet.
08.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s driving me crazy that I can’t remember the title of the original full movie this still is from but it was a YouTube vid shot on vhs video (or made to look like it). It’s a young woman smoking a cigarette ranting about her pet lizard’s instagram account. If anyone remembers the real title let me know cause I want to watch the full movie again
I know this never got a theatrical release but she should have won the Oscar
18.12.2024 04:31 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR) needs to address this Christopher Bell bullshit. #nascar I finally got my family on board with the sport.
14.09.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0