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shoutout whoever yelled Joshler at the 6:21 desert ridge showing sorry I was the only one who cheered you deserved more than that 💔💔

LMAO that backflip had her HOOKED 😭😭

how do I ground a cat? just caught my cat watching a Benson Boone ad and she was so enthralled that she didn't even look at me when I talked to her 💀

let it be known that the guys next to me (seemingly not fans (yet)) after the show were in shock and talking about how incredible it was. tøp you've once again gained new fans by simply being yourselves

they played drag path

someone could have the most harrowing, soul crushingly beautiful AGT performance of all time and Simon Cowell will still just be blank faced staring at them like they personally victimized him

when I see a close friend repost that strange Kevin guy from like 2023 tiktok who got outed for being abusive and for making skits of him fantasizing about domestic violence and I just have to pretend everything is normal

i can't do math and haven't slept in a day or so so just pretend I got the exact number right with me

approximately 36 hours until they go on stage and I've torn up my whole house except my mom's room cause she's asleep ✌🏻🫩

lowkey can't find my "quiet is violent" afsp fundraiser team Tyler hoodie from the 2024 one and I can't find anything about signs being allowed or not on innings website I'm kinda starting to lose my shit a little bit just a tiny small bit

a picture that says ready for what drag path mv brings me cookies a joint a gun a vibrator a phone a bottle of tequila

one hour for drag path mv
#tøp

Josh dun and his slutty little waist... what secrets does it hold....

i just audibly gulped

I'm getting more tomorrow (the day before I go to innings fest) and I'm literally so excited I can't stop thinking about it. save me pelmeni from soup & sausage bistro in Phoenix, Arizona

snapchat stories were BOOMING that day oml 😮‍💨😮‍💨

thinking about the time two girls at my old high school fought in the full rain reservoir so that the gaurds couldn't stop them and I missed it bc I just had to go and get appendicitis 😮‍💨🫩

WE HAVE DRAFTS NOW ???!?!! I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

the "_____ save me" tweet format, with the blanks filled in with "pelmeni from soup & sausage bistro in Phoenix, Arizona"

lowkey might be my new fav food it is so yummy

we got an outdoors loveseat for me for while I'm smoking and for some reason the cats have taken a liking to PISSING ALL OVER JT AHHHHHH IM SO OVER KT 😭😭😭😭

I will never forget when a kid that sat next to me in my freshman Spanish class loudly made a homophobic remark so the teacher "does it smell like updog in here"'d him in front of the whole class and it worked

lowkey dozed off a bit because I have the worst sleep schedule known to man so I'm def gonna have to watch it again but it was very good 👍🏻😁 never thought someone covered, drenched perchance, head to toe in blood could be so attractive but leave it to Markiplier to prove me wrong

just saw the movie. I get it now 💀

a screenshot of Markiplier's Instagram story showing the popcorn buckets for 'Iron Lung', with a comment on the story that reads "Imagine filling it with hot blood 😫"

I'm sorry say that again?

my skircle

I think it's literally been a year since I did one of these ?? (if that's what they mean by "vs a year ago" on the website 💀) anyways I love the little people in my phone yall are awesome

the street cleaner just came down my street for the first time in quite a long time except they're going so fast that it's not cleaning anything and is instead just leaving tire marks on the road ??? 😭😭😭

genuinely cannot wait for when gen beta gets older and gen alpha goes thru what gen z is going thru rn I think that's gonna be hilarious

Screenshot of lyrics from Center Mass by Twenty One Pilots A little softer than I used to be Right Used to mouth off often with artillery Now it is cough drops and soft spots in a middle seat Chivalry A tighter space

Screenshot of a post from Insta with an edgy looking emo bumblebee human playing guitar and the caption: Me 20 years ago - I'll always be an edgy cool guy and I’ll never get old and boring Second panel. The same human looking very domesticated taking a towel out of the dryer with the caption: Me now - Ooh yes this is my favourite tea towel

red brick chimney, spiral shaped shrubbery, they rlly went all out 😫

there's a house on my uncle's street that's meant to look like a Tudor era home, overhang and wooden beams and all, and I've never been more jealous in my life

ok I was unaware of the protest or anything my bad, I've been offline for a few days 😅😅