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@mardybear.bsky.social

I'd just like to say this gig sucks.

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Latest posts by mardybear.bsky.social on Bluesky

The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.

26.07.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
15.07.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2151    πŸ” 607    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4
Old tweet by me reading: "I used to imagine a Matt Smith-era story called β€œGo To Eleven” which would guest-star Spinal Tap. The whole episode would be documentary-style, about a Tap reunion tour falling apart over David and Nigel’s egos while the Doctor defeats an alien menace in the background."

Old tweet by me reading: "I used to imagine a Matt Smith-era story called β€œGo To Eleven” which would guest-star Spinal Tap. The whole episode would be documentary-style, about a Tap reunion tour falling apart over David and Nigel’s egos while the Doctor defeats an alien menace in the background."

New Spinal Tap trailer looks funny, but I will always mourn my could-never-have-actually-been-realized fantasy crossover.

25.07.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything is awful but guide dogs are being trained using toy squirrels stuck to remote control cars. And you need to see it

24.07.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 20

I've just verified my age by going clubbing with Nobby the Sheep.

26.07.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."

a scene in the animated lord of the rings movie. Gandalf the grey is standing in a lush green forest, wearing grey robes, and a blue pointy wizard's hat while wielding a staff. He's pointing up as if to think of something, and the image is captioned "It's never too late to start something over, including a new version of yourself."

Good morningβœŒοΈπŸ€

25.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12737    πŸ” 2063    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 72

Post a song from the year you turned 12.

08.07.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Expo '70 (Osaka) companion uniforms.

Via a Twitter account that no longer exists.

23.05.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7
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This is Chili. He got a special Chili-sized couch a few months ago. Pleased to report that naps are even cozier in a place of your very own. 13/10

19.05.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5461    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 39
Illustration of a capybara facing the viewer, wearing white papal vestments. Caption: Popeybara

Illustration of a capybara facing the viewer, wearing white papal vestments. Caption: Popeybara

I feel like we’re all ignoring the obvious answer.
#art #conclave #capybara

07.05.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

31.03.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 16091    πŸ” 2437    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 164
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This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10

29.01.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22977    πŸ” 1868    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 285

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.

29.01.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10

28.01.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12140    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 76
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The Wombles play MotΓΆrhead

18.01.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 12

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

24.01.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
In the beginning, God created Man.
However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate."
God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?"
So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman."
And Man was pissed.
β€”It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

In the beginning, God created Man. However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate." God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?" So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman." And Man was pissed. β€”It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life

Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile

06.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14604    πŸ” 1876    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 96

Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.

07.01.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, looking at the year ahead.

06.01.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

If you see this post, post a picture from your device without an explanation.

03.01.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Picture from your device, no explanation.

12.12.2024 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

12.12.2024 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

11.12.2024 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If you see this, post a Dino.

01.12.2024 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To β€˜tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.

01.12.2024 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15013    πŸ” 2420    πŸ’¬ 579    πŸ“Œ 442
30.11.2024 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

30.11.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Geoff, my folks' #dog
#Dogsofbluesky

30.11.2024 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good:

30.11.2024 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Council staff had previously responded to a blockage in a sewage system in Dingle, which was caused by a mis placed jumper

Council staff had previously responded to a blockage in a sewage system in Dingle, which was caused by a mis placed jumper

Know that many of you may be visiting this Bluesky feed to get the answer to one particularly question.... well here is the answer you are looking for!

23.11.2024 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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