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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
24.12.2023 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A South Park show for kids called "Chef's Children" (a play on chef's kiss)
06.01.2024 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If God wanted us to use dildos, he wouldn't've made ferrets
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*hits vape*
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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, shake a champagne bottle
24.12.2023 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I just found a box Apple watches erroneously counted as one watch and reported it. Currently Andy Jassik and the ghost of Steve Jobs are spit-roasting a custom RealDoll of lady liberty cast in solid gold as I weep in the corner drawing the political cartoon
23.12.2023 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Social network where the character limit is 1 byte and each user effectively has one vote per post but it's a selection from a 256k color gradient and the bg is the mean of all results
23.12.2023 12:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People Of Unsolved Mysteries III
23.12.2023 03:47 — 👍 809 🔁 201 💬 29 📌 10Twitter except the character limit is 2
21.12.2023 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tfw you're trying to do robotripping math in the cough syrup aisle but an old man in a walker has been hovering over your shoulder for five minutes
20.12.2023 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
These guys are totally gonna blast some rap tapes out this biznatch
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Happy Reverse Funeral Cool Bee Dien't
AI can't come up with THIS shit. Follow me to get lost
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Worst level design ever
14.12.2023 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I miss shitposting on Foursquare. Is there a way I can get back on gps trolling because that was my era. So many gd opportunities around every corner here tyh (tell ya hwhat) #poundkey
04.12.2023 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People Of Unsolved Mysteries II
27.11.2023 04:14 — 👍 991 🔁 222 💬 26 📌 8I certainly don't remember lmao
04.12.2023 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shock- why am I an adult having to make a phone call wtf
Denial- they invented the telephone?!
Anger- my battery is at 4%
Bargaining- I can set off a citywide EMP and buy myself 24 more hours.
Depression- clinical
Testing- 123
Acceptance- switch to the mf phone app after making a bluesky reply
27.11.2023 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Anime god crying upon checking back on Earth and seeing the number of orgasms wasted on 3D women since he left
27.11.2023 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir, this is the intrusive thought police- your wife was pronounced manually blinking and breathing at the scene of the collision
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a really dumb cat. not smart
18.11.2023 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ahegao to the polls
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At the dollar store. Somehow inflation has not affected the Supernal Tortoise.
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This is a great episode of White Bitch Dissociates on the Beach. Where's the dolphin
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