Brian Long

This’ll muck up whamageddon

Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker

Mick Lynch went on Question Time once and destroyed the Conservatives, he was never invited on again.

Nigel Farage has been on 38 times, but has never impressed anybody.

🤔 I think Keeley has taken less games to score his first goal for #LOFC than Harry Kane did!

Keeley has had more attempts on target than Perkins & DJ put together #LOFC

Hope we don’t equalise, really don’t fancy another 30 minutes of this!
#LOFC

& who’d have thought we’d concede so early 2nd half? So unusual!

So we’re shit and getting outplayed by a team 2 divisions below & we take off our best player!🤷🏻‍♂️
#LOFC

Dogs can't take cross-sectional X-rays to make three dimensional medical images.
Cats can.

Very noble of Jeremy Clarkson to support the farmers protest. Nothing to do with having
spent £4.25m on a farm to avoid paying inheritance tax.

Remember, you are not here to argue, be smart and don't feed the trolls. They want you to spend your energy and time on them.

Police surveillance still of a racketeer heading into a food bank to dent the tinned goods because they were late with his protection money.

Me trying to find the Bluesky accounts of all the people I follow on Twitter.

Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.

There should be a permanent hunting ban on MOD land. Follow us if you agree!

YouTube video by Led By Donkeys CHARLES, STOP FLEECING BRITAIN

King Charles charges this RNLI lifeboat station to launch its boat because he owns the beach. And they’re not the only charity he’s rinsing

(Location: Sennen Cove, Cornwall)

youtu.be/pocnThE3nHc

Ed Balls

Just found them on here but haven’t worked out how to share yet! Try the #LOFC hashtag