Show of hands! Steelers fans who really expected Aaron Rodgers to lead them to glory? What a bummer. #herewego

40 million ppl on SNAP! Disgusting behavior not to even acknowledge or try to help. And right before Halloween. Oh well. Let them eat BRAINS!

My buddy tells me that as a kid he called his uncle “Uncle Barf”. It was only as he grew up that he realized that the guy’s first name was Bartholomew.

They are currently touching the ground. Do they have to self immolate? Or is the incorrect number of stripes a solid enough burn?

Porquoi? If the Jays win the MLB World Series does Trump still have to invite them to the White House? Or is he too embarrassed? There are still a bunch of Americans on the team so it’s not like he should be bitter in defeat but he’s an asshole so ya know.

During the Iraq War protests in the early 2000s, I remember there was a group called “the Raging Grannies” that led cheerleading-style chants. Hilarious!

Hey, leave him alone! King Friday is the king of the Land of Make-Believe. And he’s just a figurehead. Or figure-hand?

But they also need to campaign on what they can offer others. It feels to some people like the rules-based order isn’t working and Dems are defending it. Dems need to offer more when they defend the rules. - For fuck’s sake! What Dem is advocating for the power of a king?! (Fetterman doesn’t count.)

What? Far be it from me to defend these incontinent misfits, but I don’t think modern Dems have wielded power in the same way as Trump and the GOP. Actually, their defense of small D democracy, rules and norms is something that ppl are turning on them for. Yes, they should campaign for democracy but

Is that LEFT SHARK?! …I guess the name gave the partisan bias away.

Love America?
Say NO KINGS.
Unite,
Resist,
Dance, cheer, and remember -
Any fun you have spites the Trumpists
(who are dead inside).
But take it seriously.
Have some serious fun at their expense.

The Mariners should give that Toronto fan with the insulting “butt plug the dumper” tee free tickets behind home plate for the rest of the playoffs. And he has to wear it, especially when Cal Raleigh bats. Don’t mess with success! Okay? #Mariners #Bluejays

I’m a little slow. I legit thought it was a shadowy profile of a lava lamp. “Cal Raleigh is a bit retro and also hot stuff."

Maybe then we could rely on the NHL office of player safety to deal out a responsible and fair punishment to deal with that unwarranted provocation. Suspension or fine?

Maybe the National Guard can deploy to only the Blackhawks?

In other words, there is no deep state, but Trump sure as hell is building a paranoid and shallow one.

Trump accused nonpartisan government employees of being “Democrat Agencies” before these mass firings. A week from now there are mass protest planned across the country. I don’t think these agencies are for Dems only, but they should be aware by now that only one party thinks they should exist.

Progressives are the only ones breaking through and fighting back. People aren’t flocking to Fetterman’s and McCormick’s meet-ups like they are Sanders’ and AOC’s rallies. Would bipartisanship be nice? Maybe if there were bipartisan partners in govt. And I don’t see ppl aligning with terrorists.

He should have been given more than one year by the Kraken.

The number of people who didn’t read or didn’t comprehend this article is fucking staggering. NPR is not cheering on the troop deployments. And I think the news should follow the truth no matter where it leads. I swear, some people are as bad as Musk. They “cancel you” if you don’t toe the line.

He meant to say “America farts” but it came out wrong.

One man’s terrorist is just a guy who thinks Stephen Miller is a piece of shit.

Yeah, I’m a little grossed out by the result of this trial. I know this isn’t justice, but least the victim received some compensation from the league for the players’ actions that night. I hope that everyone moves on for the better and finds peace.

Make America Goat Again.

So uh, what exactly is going on with that Mitch Love and the Washington Capitals situation? #nhl

Was just waiting for someone to pull a Hedberg out of a hat!

Pour one out for the Fudd.

Season with a little salt and voila!

Patrick Swayze and I Netflix and chill.

I agree. And I think putting out a half-picture doesn’t give us the facts or evidence in a fair way. It assigns blame to fit a narrative.