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European Parliament finally votes to block Hungary’s voting rights 4 years too late - this is a step in the right direction. Beefy explains what it means.

European Parliament finally votes to block Hungary’s voting rights

4 years too late - this is a step in the right direction. Beefy explains what it means.

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"All lesbians are TERFs" is propaganda designed to divide the strongest allies in the spectrum of queer identities - don't fall for it.

A day without lesbians is like a day without sunshine 🌞 (IYKYK)

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

Just a reminder that Valve Corporation, which runs Steam, has donated exclusively to Democratic candidates and the Democratic Party in federal elections for 2020, 2022, and 2024. It's one of the few tech companies still aligned with morality. They deserve credit for standing with democracy.

BREAKING ANALYSIS: Congress Releases Cherry-Picked Emails From Epstein Files To Falsely Incriminate Trump In Sexual Abuse Of Young Girls!

lol

How I became the “legal eagle meme girl”

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer https://theonion.com/zohran-mamdani-refuses-to-share-plan-for-making-rich-richer/

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Panel 1: Shen is pointing and yelling at a hooded figure in a dark purple cloak with a metal buckle, and glowing red eyes within the darkness of the hood. The figure is carrying a large scythe. Shen is yelling "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!!!" Panel 2: The figure partly lifts the hook of his cloak to reveal that he is just a normal, fairly pale human, albeit with red irisis (possibly contacts), purple hair, and decorative choker spiked bracelets. He responds "actually, I'm just a goth farmer." Panel 3: Shen points the other way and, with a shocked expression, yells "OH MY GOD IT'S SATAN!!!" Panel 4: There is a red-skinned man whose messy red hair vaguely makes the shape of horns. He is wearing a spiky choker, a t-shirt the sleeves of which end in a bit of fishnet, and dark red overalls with a pentagram symbol. He has a pitchfork. He responds "actually I'm a goth farmer with a sunburn." Panel 5: Shen points a third direction and yells, again with a shocked expression, "OH MY GOD IT'S CTHULHU." Panel 6: It actually is Cthulhu. He's wearing a blue sweatshirt with a wave symbol in the middle and drinking strawberry bubble tea. He says "sup."

Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

Panel 1: Shen is wearing a labcoat and glasses, and talking to a man in a short-haired black man in a suit next to him. Shen is looking over smugly at him, whereas the man is looking up at something big in the distance with his mouth agape. They're on a rooftop. Shen says "you see, we summoned both Satan AND Cthulhu." Panel 2: We flip the perspective to see that Shen and the man are looking at a city skyline, with Satan and Cthulhu towering over the buildings in the middle of it, looking at each other intently. Shen says "this way, they'll take each OTHER out." Panel 3: Satan and Cthulhu dap each other up, light emanating from their hands clasped in the center, just due to the sheer power and significance of this particular dap. Panel 4: Shen is sweating a lot, his eyes now filled with anxiety and horror. He says "ah, shit."

Panel 1: Shen is standing between 2 artists is red French berets on. The artists don't have any detail, they are just generic smiling figures. Shen is look nervously to his right and sweating, his hands up a bit. He thinks "I don't belong here with these legit artists!" Panel 2: Shen tightly closes his eyes and clenches his fists, looking down a bit. The background turns a wavy purple and magenta. He thinks "NO. RELAX. It's just IMPOSTER SYNDROME." Panel 3: Shen looks up triumphantly, blowing steam from his nose, sparkles in his eyes. The background turns a bright yellow with sharp orange sparkles emanating from the center. He thinks "YEAH! THEY >>ALL<< PROBABLY FEEL >>JUST LIKE I DO!!<<" Panel 4: We return to Shen standing between the two other artists with a determined expression and his fists clenched. One of the artists looks at the other while pointing at Shen and says "We should kill this imposter."

Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING." Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!" Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery" Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."

Panel 1: Shen is wearing a yellow artist beret and standing next to two artists, also clad in yellow and wearing yellow artist berets. One is darker skinned and has squarish curly dark brown hair, and one is lighter skinned and has straight orange hair in a bowl cut. Shen says "I'm glad we all agreed to be bad at art forever." Panel 2: Shen points at an artist in the distance who is drawing on a canvas near a Greek statue. His eyes bulge as he yells "HEY THAT GUY'S LEARNING ANATOMY!! BEAT HIS ASS!!!" The other two artists start running towards him. Panel 3: Shen cuts his hands around his mouth and closes his eyes tight, yelling "KICK HIM IN THE LATISSIMUS DORSI!!!" Panel 4: The other two artists turn around and look at Shen menacingly, like two cavemen looking at an alien. Panel 5: On the sides of the panels one of the artists is punching his palm, while the other wraps his knuckles. They are closing in on Shen, who raises his hands in caution and begins to stutter out "I-I MEAN... UM... UM"

Panel 1: An alien woman with green skin, red spiky hair, and a yellow jumpsuit with holes on the shoulders and a white 'spade' pattern on the top, is crossing his arms and has her eyes closed and her brow furrowed in frustration. She says "Why is it that whenever there's a fictional alien species..." Panel 2: She uncrosses her arms and leans and gestures to the side with them, continuing to say "Only the MALE looks like an actual ALIEN." Panel 3: She places her hands on her hips and looks forward angrily, and says "The FEMALE just looks like a CUTE HUMAN GIRL!" Panel 4: Shen is a what looks like a green tardigrade with a little red helicopter that it's using to suspend itself in the air, wearing pants on its last 2 limbs of the same colorscheme as the alien girl. He says "Sis I don't exactly wanna look like this either."

Panel 1: A tiny fairy godmother from Cinderella is hovering in the air pointing her wand at a carriage in the background, with a teal primary color and gold trim. The general shape and decoration of the carriage seem to have a "rat" motif. The fair godmother says "Okay Cinderella, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR ... At the stroke of midnight, this magical carriage WILL turn back into a giant rat." Panel 2: Cinderella, in her classic blue dress and blue headband, clasps her hands together in worry looking up at the fairy godmother, saying "OH NO!! Heaven forbid the PRINCE lays his eye on such vileness!" Panel 3: The prince looks on as she's riding away on a giant rat into the moonlight, having dropped one of her dirty-ass sneakers in his courtyard. The prince is Shen also. Panel 4: The prince says "that was really hot how she rode away on a giant rat."

Book called ‘most people are cunts’ by Dr Seuss

#Booksky

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

Aussie here. We were never really taught what mushrooms to eat or avoid, although that could have been because they were more focussing on which animals were safe to approach and which could kill you, so who knows.

Happy Birthday to me, time for a new profile picture by @complexlyross.bsky.social

Chart showing a surge in searches for VPN over the past day or so

Google searches for VPN after the UK government's online censorship bill comes into effect.

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

This daughter of yours sounds quite wise

Post Title: To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs Post Text: I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned. I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now: Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri OR I will report you OR Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY. My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you. Good night.

a slugcat holding a tiny bug up to you

day 136

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