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he/him. Burned out F'n ER nurse. Harm reduction advocate. EKG nerd, US IV specialist. Everyone deserves safety and shelter.

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Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD.

True: Your uncle does say that.

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

theonion.com/fact-checkin...

08.11.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15191    ๐Ÿ” 1816    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
Blanche said the Justice Department was looking to move the investigation of such complaints โ€œin houseโ€ and only refer them to bar authorities if warranted.

Blanche also griped about media coverage, complaining that journalists paint Trumpโ€™s immigration actions as overly harsh, while ignoring past comments by prominent Democrats like Hillary Clinton urging โ€œno questions askedโ€ deportations for immigrants whoโ€™d committed crimes.

Blanche said the Justice Department was looking to move the investigation of such complaints โ€œin houseโ€ and only refer them to bar authorities if warranted. Blanche also griped about media coverage, complaining that journalists paint Trumpโ€™s immigration actions as overly harsh, while ignoring past comments by prominent Democrats like Hillary Clinton urging โ€œno questions askedโ€ deportations for immigrants whoโ€™d committed crimes.

Todd Blanche says they're trying to insource attorney discipline so their crimes don't get people disbarred.

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

08.11.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 570    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

Mike Johnson: โ€˜My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poorโ€™

03.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29882    ๐Ÿ” 7872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 881    ๐Ÿ“Œ 515

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

03.11.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28699    ๐Ÿ” 8328    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2363
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

31.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20766    ๐Ÿ” 6768    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1402    ๐Ÿ“Œ 689

Iโ€™m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until itโ€™s defrosted.

31.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11861    ๐Ÿ” 2413    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 407    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)

30.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10861    ๐Ÿ” 2017    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 244    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

31.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13264    ๐Ÿ” 2162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on โ€˜The Kardashiansโ€™ that she believes the moon landing was fake:

โ€œTheyโ€™re gonna say Iโ€™m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. [โ€ฆ] Thereโ€™s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?โ€"

Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on โ€˜The Kardashiansโ€™ that she believes the moon landing was fake: โ€œTheyโ€™re gonna say Iโ€™m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. [โ€ฆ] Thereโ€™s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?โ€"

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

31.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13860    ๐Ÿ” 1595    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2000    ๐Ÿ“Œ 892
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.

31.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13844    ๐Ÿ” 2640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 738    ๐Ÿ“Œ 193
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โ€œThey think that theyโ€™re tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that theyโ€™re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.โ€

--Stephen Miller speaking to Memphis police earlier this month.

31.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14442    ๐Ÿ” 4695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1796    ๐Ÿ“Œ 543
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Powerful and moving interview with Virginia Giuffre's brother Sky and sister-in-law Amanda:

"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."

"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."

30.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15482    ๐Ÿ” 3300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 367    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
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The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. Itโ€™s astoundingly anti-Christ.

31.10.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19069    ๐Ÿ” 6565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 680    ๐Ÿ“Œ 311
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): โ€œIf this is what theyโ€™re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilitiesโ€ฆ what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?โ€

31.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33090    ๐Ÿ” 12115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 468    ๐Ÿ“Œ 420
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JUST NOW: Trump lied ๐Ÿคฅ about Reagan and tariffs again. (receipts at the end)

31.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 577    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

BOSTON (AP) โ€” Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

31.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9153    ๐Ÿ” 2367    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183

This is precisely what I remember Trump's bathrooms looking like.

31.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 497    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumpโ€™s Anti-Trans Agenda Is Hurting Veterans With Male Breast Cancer โ€œBreast cancer doesnโ€™t care what gender you are,โ€ the co-founders of HIS Breast Cancer Awareness told Jezebel.

โ€œBreast cancer doesnโ€™t care what gender you are,โ€ the co-founders of HIS Breast Cancer Awareness told Jezebel.
www.jezebel.com/trumps-anti-...

31.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

31.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12129    ๐Ÿ” 3488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1408    ๐Ÿ“Œ 913
An excerpt from a typical annoying post on X from JD Vance: "Third, posts like this wreak of anti-Christian bigotry. Yes, Christians have beliefs. And yes, those beliefs have many consequences, one of which is that we want to share them with other people. That is a completely normal thing, and anyone who's telling you otherwise has an agenda."

An excerpt from a typical annoying post on X from JD Vance: "Third, posts like this wreak of anti-Christian bigotry. Yes, Christians have beliefs. And yes, those beliefs have many consequences, one of which is that we want to share them with other people. That is a completely normal thing, and anyone who's telling you otherwise has an agenda."

On top of everything else, JD Vance can't even get "reek" versus "wreak" right. Pitiful

31.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 263    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Everything the โ€œdonโ€™t tread on meโ€ folks claimed to care about is being done by the people they now blindly support

31.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4969    ๐Ÿ” 2186    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 194    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

Old frog shouts at scorpion

30.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1114    ๐Ÿ” 160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Johnson basically says it here

31.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6084    ๐Ÿ” 2460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 359    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
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a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest . ALT: a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .

American Right: WE HATE TRANS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, BLACKS, PROGRESSIVES, POORS, MEXICANS, DEMOCRATS, WHALES, THE ENVIRONMENT, LAWYERS, UNIVERSITIES, AND EVERYTHING ON TV

American Right-Wing Jews: Whooo! Yeah! You tell them!

American Right: BUT ESPECIALLY JEWS!

American Right-Wing Jews:

30.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2441    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Thank you to everyone whoโ€™s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials โ€” including many of my opponents โ€” who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:

30.10.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19290    ๐Ÿ” 3974    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 309    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

You really have to hand it to the people who came up with the concept of โ€œcancel cultureโ€ โ€” itโ€™s a tremendously flexible tool usable by everybody. Why, here it is being used to explain why an organization nominally about values canโ€™t reject overt antisemites.

30.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1522    ๐Ÿ” 267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

First post-indictment stream goin live!! Iโ€™ll be carving pumpkins with a โœจ special guestโœจ !!!!

Twitch: twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

YouTube: youtube.com/@katmabu

31.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1204    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

No.

31.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 753    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow. Yes letโ€™s see those files. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-ep...

31.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2351    ๐Ÿ” 1138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

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