@justinasaurus.bsky.social
human squidward | not a werewolf | afraid of bees horror movies ๐ป๐ผ | video games ๐ฎ | detroit lions & red wings ๐ฆ๐ | also enthusiastic about Godzilla, Kermit the Frog, and drunk cigarettes
SHHHH
15.11.2025 10:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shhhh
15.11.2025 07:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is going to be a sick headache tomorrow
15.11.2025 06:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
15.11.2025 05:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yesterday was Shayโs birthday, I am a very lucky dumbass.
15.11.2025 05:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I remember anything about drunk tweeting, itโs all about volume.
15.11.2025 05:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If Osgood Perkins wanted to put out an insane new movie thatโs exactly my kind of shit every 9ish months forever, thatโd be really cool.
14.11.2025 02:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thatโs enough tv for today, I think.
09.11.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 147 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Again, fuck this
09.11.2025 23:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Turns out you actually can make a Vilma broadcast worse
09.11.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Somehow my favorite headline of the day so far.
04.11.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
Ready to run out of candy too early again
31.10.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cereal is lower than soup in the descriptive order, theyโre squares and rectangles.
22.10.2025 00:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cereal is a cold soup, like gazpacho
21.10.2025 23:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0TIL like half of my job needs AWS US East - 1 to be up.
20.10.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I should sleep because I have to wake up early to fly home, but Edward Scissorhands is on HBO in the hotel soโฆ
16.10.2025 05:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It has no business being as fun as it is. I gave it half a star more than the original.
15.10.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The stars at night are big and bright!
15.10.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ป
12.10.2025 00:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess โI am in hell, help meโ was right there
11.10.2025 04:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WE HAVE SUCH STRIKES TO SHOW YOU
11.10.2025 04:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
LFGRW
09.10.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The silence of the lambs 16mm film October 3rd back alley cinema at scarab club
The post Fantastic Fest break from going to see movies lasted 8 days lol
03.10.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Regularly scheduled Boris break
02.10.2025 21:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0By a mile! Fun Size and Home Haunt especially.
01.10.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Spooky-ed up the house
27.09.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Done with our fourth time at Fantastic Fest! Already canโt wait for next year
26.09.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
12 movies down, 22 to go!
21.09.2025 15:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Back in Austin for our fourth Fantastic Fest! Ready to test the limits of how much time someone can spend in a movie theater in an eight day window.
18.09.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
