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@carnaganwolfe.bsky.social

Obsessed with Masters of the Universe,The Elder Scrolls series, and tabletop rpgs. In other words, a total nerd. (he/him)

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The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise

31.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2265    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9
β€œNow go to sleep, Kevinβ€”or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

β€œNow go to sleep, Kevinβ€”or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

β€œNow go to sleep, Kevinβ€”or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”

24.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1063    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

Some music just encapsulates a relationship.

youtu.be/UvgcLTzwjVM?...

30.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

17.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9476    πŸ” 6631    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 48

Maybe... but he's a venial and petty bastard, so it's probably more "Oh, they got me on real estate deals? Then I'll just get them on real estate deals!"

Only to then find out that not everyone commits fraud as a matter of course.

09.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory

09.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18
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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

09.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4730    πŸ” 1455    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 17

Maybe it was his code name. Has anyone checked to see if He wassss once a Maaaaan.

07.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
zeldawilliams 
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From Create Mode 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode β€’β€’ Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams πŸ’”

06.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16063    πŸ” 7063    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 494
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20.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3442    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 13

The two states of man.

13.09.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A four-panel comic.

Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?"

She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died."

Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?"

She: "So sad."

Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie.

She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!"

He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!"

Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here."

The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?" She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died." Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" She: "So sad." Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie. She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!" He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!" Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here." The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

11.09.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6057    πŸ” 2112    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17
A man with a long gray beard and bare chest speaks animatedly to an older man with white hair and a beard who is sitting with a walking stick.

Panel 1:
Bearded man: "Dude, you're overreacting. How many years have you been in business?"
Older man: "30."

Panel 2:
Bearded man (shocked): "30 years!?"
Older man: "30 years of happy customers! Customers who sing your praises!"

Panel 3:
Bearded man (gesturing): "You can't let ONE stupid customer complaint get to you, just because they wrote it down!"

Bearded man (pointing upward): "Who cares! This one thing doesn’t define you!"

Panel 4
Bearded man (arms out confidently): "Everyone will always know: For top-notch copper, you buy from Ea-Nasir!"
Older man looks despondent, staring downward.

Comic attribution at the bottom: "SheldonComics.com Β© Dave Kellett | Colors: Beth Reidmiller | Patreon.com/SheldonComics"

A man with a long gray beard and bare chest speaks animatedly to an older man with white hair and a beard who is sitting with a walking stick. Panel 1: Bearded man: "Dude, you're overreacting. How many years have you been in business?" Older man: "30." Panel 2: Bearded man (shocked): "30 years!?" Older man: "30 years of happy customers! Customers who sing your praises!" Panel 3: Bearded man (gesturing): "You can't let ONE stupid customer complaint get to you, just because they wrote it down!" Bearded man (pointing upward): "Who cares! This one thing doesn’t define you!" Panel 4 Bearded man (arms out confidently): "Everyone will always know: For top-notch copper, you buy from Ea-Nasir!" Older man looks despondent, staring downward. Comic attribution at the bottom: "SheldonComics.com Β© Dave Kellett | Colors: Beth Reidmiller | Patreon.com/SheldonComics"

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Dave and Ea-Nasir: Best Pals Forever

The complaint tablet of Ea-Nasir

The complaint tablet of Ea-Nasir

Ha ha ha! I finally got to see it! (Photos at the end)

28.11.2024 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 572    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
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Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season "The North American sewer clown prefers to nest in small, picturesque former logging towns with dark sewers and even darker secrets."

Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season

08.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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@miniminuteman.bsky.social Today was my wife's birthday, so we went to the local zoo to enjoy the animals in her new hoodie.

07.09.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Such a good show. I think it went on for one season more than it should have, but that season is still great and it has a fantastic last episode.

04.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better be very explicit about it. Lin forgot to check the box for the Double Jump/Air Jump upgrade on her new hip and was quite disappointed.

03.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit! That was keeping you from looking for loopholes!

03.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a superhero with a yellow belt around his back ALT: a cartoon of a superhero with a yellow belt around his back
03.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

22.08.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 25013    πŸ” 7158    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 488

He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. πŸ˜‰ www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...

19.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8749    πŸ” 2605    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 87

there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive

to them I say two things:

1. are you fucking serious

2. go fuck yourselves

19.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4414    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 51

I don't remember the Christmas we got that (a bit to young), but my mom has so many stories of her calling every toy store in town and beyond trying to find it as a gift for me and my brothers.

18.08.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember seeing this in a book in elementary school in the 80's. It has lived in my head since then as the "how silly olden times were about science". Since the pandemic, it's just a reminder that no matter how far we go, Humans will Human, for good and for ill.

13.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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High-severity WinRAR 0-day exploited for weeks by 2 groups Exploits allow for persistent backdooring when targets open booby-trapped archive.

If you are using an older version of WinRAR, patch it FUCKING NOW!

arstechnica.com/security/202...

12.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 25
To Be - Animation and Cartoon Videos
YouTube video by Animation and Cartoon Videos To Be - Animation and Cartoon Videos

There is an old Canadian Film Board cartoon called To Be, where a scientist creates a teleporter that is actually a cloning machine that then shreds the original. It gets even more HORRIFICALLY dark than that and was a level of existential dread I did NOT need when I was 8.

youtu.be/ocgFkHElzgQ?...

10.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. The original DnD movie takes... liberties. You're supposed to treat DnD rules as guidelines, but the movie treats them (and everything else in the IP) as vague concepts the writer's Father's Uncle's Cousin's Former Roommate mentioned to them once at the end of a drunken bender a few years ago.

10.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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