Lex Fori

If your feed is full of people mocking Kirk's murder or promising retaliation, that doesn't reflect the majority response

That's the algorithm showing content based on what you already engage with most frequently (and amplifying bots). Too many assume public opinion because "it's all over my feed"

@jowrotethis.bsky.social
Real Life: brothers before others
White Lotus: others before brothers

I need everyone who supports removing birthright citizenship while their profile picture is the Constitution to go ahead and read the 14th amendment.

Microsoft Teams is your annoying eight year-old cousin that constantly says, "Hey look at me, look what I can do, are you looking?!"

Twitter is my Gemini ex.
- toxic
- moody
- I still check their page

This pretty much sums up my feelings 😂

It was well received.

We’ve finally said hello to sunshine here in NorCal and I can’t believe how much better I feel! It’s like doing the good drugs after being sober for a year😂😂

Ngl friends, being on Bluesky before the general release feels like sneaking into a dev conference to meet cool people but understanding almost none of the presentations.

Happy Sun Lap!!!

Yay!! Thank you 🙏

This simple response is so endearing. I love it here.

How come? I’m a massive introvert, but not so much lonely, which makes me wonder if maybe I’m unfriendly 😂

Hell yes I do!!!! 💃 And HELL YES I DO!!!!

So true. I see this too often in my profession (attorney) and when I draw boundaries I’m the bitch 🤷‍♀️

Love 🐱 🤗

I think hamsters have only been domesticated for roughly 60 years or so.

I believe in taking straight-edge time to reset my cannabis tolerance. But I hate the vivid dreams that come with it.

Like, why in the actual fuck is my 4th grade teacher arguing with adult me about why my long-dead father needs to give Cardi B another listen?!?

👋

Here a Paul, there a Paul, everywhere a Paul Paul.

A distraction meant to keep us from asking: Who is Robert Paulson?

~ my inaugural conspiracy post ~

I love this can I be your granddaughter?

Fuck Twitter 10,000 times but the conservative meltdowns over there make this beautiful April day even lovelier 🌞🍿

B-D, but mostly C

When you leave him for Bluesky.

I got high and Googled “easter bunny high memes.” Didn’t find a good meme but I did spend the last hour reading articles about which animals get high in the wild and how. Weed and learning, friends ‘til the end.

Dear China,

I’m a bisexual Swiftie obsessed with Pedro Pascal and cannabis.

Always,

My Tik-Tok Information