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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

NENE MALO

Happy Valentine's Day!

Él siempre vuelve

#Gaturro

Te haces el Gringo, Bana.

Linda la pj.

"Please Help" TW: Cancer, Death

Please Help 🧵

CumiNashe, tiene una foto de Puca en discord.

Desde que Cumi me lo menciono no paro de verlo como el perro. 😭

Shut up, and listen. Here’s what you’re gonna do. First, you gotta get Sonic Adventure DX on Steam. Then, you go to the SADX Mod Installer GitLab page and download it. Next you gotta open up sadx_setup.exe. In the installer, make sure you choose the DREAMCAST preset. Don't do DX, make sure it's Dreamcast. Enable advanced options, change the window title to Sonic Adventure, and choose the VMU icon. Install all of the data, open the mod loader, configure your settings, and save. Then, and only then, can you play Sonic Adventure.

6 panel comic P1: a guy stares directly at us, his right hand on his hip, and the other stroking his chin. He has a look that is somewhere between curious and bafflement. P2: we now see what he is looking at. It's a piece of modern art, hung on a wall in a wooden frame. P3: a closer look at the art, which is a series of intersecting geometric shapes, each either a shade of red, green, or blue. P4: we cut it an extreme closeup of the guy's face. His eyes and mouth are wide in astonishment and wonder. P5: we see from his POV that he interprets the shapes as him sitting on a toilet doing a poo. P6: back to the pov from the first panel, the guy clasps his hands together over his heart, as tears stream from his eyes.

art

Against Fate ✨⚔️💀

Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.

Pasen contexto 👀

Shadow The Hedgehog (left) and Sonic The Hedgehog (right) shaking hands in their super forms over the defeated body of the Biolizard, the “final hazard” of Sonic Adventure 2.

Live & Learn!!
#art #sonicthehedgehog

The art depicts a teenage angel with long wings and a prosthetic arm. He holds brushes and spray cans for graffiti. It is surrounded by skeletons of archaic fish and metal pipes. On the background is a tyrannosaurus skull with cherubs and Old Testament angels painted on it.

The Lost Generation of Angels

Metal esta facherisimo. El arte que hiciste combinando Sonic R con Twisted Metal te quedo epico la verdad.

No puedo Quan chi, porque en el netherealm no tomamos cerveza.

this is chiptune

FREEDOM. DETERMINATION. HOPE.

They only said it was due to creative differences.

It wasn't because they wanted to, it was because there were problems with Raven, the creator.

Remade these lol

#sonicnmetal #sonicau #characterdesign #procreate

Feliz año, wacho

happy 2026! ✨🎉

A quick skech of Sonic and a top text in spanish saying "Happy new year"

One last quick sketch before the end of the year.

Happy New Year, everyone! :)

#sonic #fanart

WHAT!!?? ITS WAS YOU!?

Merry Christmas and happy Holidays everyone! #lordite