J.J. Naughtiness

"It looks like you're trying to achieve orgasm. Would you like help with that?" Ooh, you are one smooth operating system!

Oh hell yeah "keep quiet and blend in" has always done wonders for mainstream acceptance, amiright or what

Everyone loved this average guy for standing up and voicing his opinion. That is, until he told them he worked in the entertainment industry.

I don't know about you, but my corpus is feeling awfully habeas lately

Look, I get it, if you want followers and attention in this social media world, you have to be controversial. Speak your truth, take a stand, spark conversations, even if - especially if - you're wrong. That is why I tell you now:

Chicken Cordon Bleu is the one-percenter's Hot Pockets

Another great learning opportunity!

An aspect of the MAGA administration that is not being talked about (likely to avoid public panic) is how they want to destroy the US economy. They really believe devaluing the US dollar completely will erase the national debt, the federal reserve, and enslave the poor who don't invest into crypto.

How it feels watching the news these days

The political cartoon that those in power don't want you to see.

That looks amazing, hokay

Just gimme five more minutes