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goblin โข he/him โข patreon.com/adamtots โข Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
Software Engineer at NASA JPL.
Iโm famous in my own head.
Queer gardener - Ballard, Seattle
Looking up from under the Blue Sky
๐- Seattle
Writer, marketer, skincare fanatic, definitive recluse, husband, list maker, and lover of the Roses. #NC
@rainygay1 on Twitter. Gay cat day and just living my Seattle thot life
down bad (lives in Seattle) โข enby he/they โข former horse girl โข my cat is my entire personality
M*rketing Analyst ๐ Cat dad ๐ Married to @taystrom.bsky.social ๐ฌ Gay ๐ Travel โ๏ธ PNW ๐๏ธ Geek ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Civic engagement nerd ๐ณ๏ธ Prone to tpyos ๐โโ๏ธ
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6โ3โ with two graduate degrees but iโm still dumb as fuck. probably gaming, playing tennis, or watching reality tv. he/him. ๐ชฌ๐งฟ
sometimes #nsfw but always gay & 6โ3โ ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐๏ธ๐ฆ๏ธ pnw / ๐ seattle, wa
โWhen I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.โ - Audre Lorde
writer of lizard boy, lydia & the troll, weโve battled monsters before
โThese words are my ownโ -Natasha Beddingfield and my queer ass on this app. โ๐ผ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
