lottie brazier

Imagine this happening in the UK and not having to sigh 'what do their parents do?' every time you hear about a new band. Wouldn't it be great to hear music from somebody who isn't directly related to the Lord Admiral Wythenshawe Bloodfeast MP, the Butcher of Bangalore?

Post garbled due to being woken up at 5am by sloth stickers soz

The thought that it could have woken him and his famous model partner has got me in hysterics

He deserves it quite frankly

Out of, fortunately

96 times apparently

My bf accidentally sleep texted our landlord the WhatsApp "I can't even" sloth sticker to our landlord about 50 times at about 5am

🙈

Tbf vaguely supporting Manchester United men's has caused me ABJECT MISERY

The day I was dreading has finally come........ invited to an Arsenal match on the side of Arsenal

Beginning of Nov -- will do!

finally means that I'm going to be in the market for a cat as well ;)

Divine Comedy next weekend 🫡

ppl dunk constantly on things like philosophy and sociology and then turn around and go "maybe the computer *is* actually talking to me"

hah me too! honestly don't want to add to the negativity online

People are being strangely defensive of her even though her lyrics are pretty terrible on her new album, sometimes justifying it by being "you're an old white man so it's not for you"

Anyway I'm in a massively bad mood so will probably delete this!

Yes. My desire for Travis Kelce consumes every waking moment of my life

Maybe during the great economic collapse we can reclaim it from the yuppies and live in those miss havisham looking mansions

In the rain in autumn. I am going to miss this sort of thing!!

Saying goodbye to North London by having a coffee on the top of Muswell Hill. Sublime

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

watching old episodes of Mark Kermode reviewing films and I think we are due a revival of being a massive hater

There's been a weirdly massive response to this so would just like to confirm we are only renting and not even close to buying yet x

Is it possible for me to cook without it looking like a bizarre ritual has taken place

I wish it were possible for me to use a kitchen without absolutely demolishing it

Absolutely -- thank you!!

Thank you!! And yesss would be great to have a drink there

yes def!

Dark Horse is an amazing pub, as it happens!

thank you!!