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@jojosdojo.bsky.social

Screenwriter, novelist, creative. Www.Josephivortucker.com Currently writing a drama about the Labour Party. Flogs pomegranate trees too. Oh god and I’m a wedding DJ ffs Also @Jojosdojo over on Twotter.

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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

30.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 28029    🔁 7244    💬 1660    📌 816

my account got nuked after i used my last free blue check day to impersonate jk rowling and denounce transphobia

15.11.2024 04:29 — 👍 940    🔁 30    💬 52    📌 16
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America 2026

26.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 14    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1
The meme combines a black and white photo of Princess Diana alongside a genuine inspirational quote: "Only do what your heart tells you." Attributed to her, the photo credit is given to "anarchotexann."

Below this, a two-panel cartoon features an anatomical heart advising, "Radicalize strangers online into hating the State," to which a cartoon woman responds, "You got it boss," while wearing a jacket with a furry hood.

The meme combines a black and white photo of Princess Diana alongside a genuine inspirational quote: "Only do what your heart tells you." Attributed to her, the photo credit is given to "anarchotexann." Below this, a two-panel cartoon features an anatomical heart advising, "Radicalize strangers online into hating the State," to which a cartoon woman responds, "You got it boss," while wearing a jacket with a furry hood.

23.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 102    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 1
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

23.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 16257    🔁 20400    💬 216    📌 348

Hi @adrianmcmenamin.bsky.social, could i ask you a few questions about the Excalibur machine please?

14.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@stevenicksmith.bsky.social please drop me a message Steven.

09.12.2025 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”

04.12.2025 20:26 — 👍 8689    🔁 4916    💬 1339    📌 712

I'd add that the BBC fails to note the most important factual point -which is that the vast majority of these kids are here because their parents moved here entirely legally, mostly or work.

04.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 183    🔁 45    💬 8    📌 0
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Insider says only hull redesign can save British Ajax The British Army’s troubled Ajax armoured fighting vehicle has returned to the centre of national criticism in recent days, after new noise-related injuries forced the suspension of training and sent ...

The British army wanted an armoured monster truck with a gun on it. £6 billion and 31 hospitalised soldiers later, they got one of the biggest procurement fuckups of all time defence-blog.com/insider-says...

04.12.2025 21:21 — 👍 94    🔁 33    💬 8    📌 12

These 4 bits of dialogue, one comic monologue, one serious monologue, and two back and forths, all on the same subject - mortality - immaculate writing

30.11.2025 09:21 — 👍 76    🔁 20    💬 6    📌 0

Bluesky estimates my age and I don’t even get the results?!??

13.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cannot see that happening. Whilst there is some division on trans rights, most of the left are allies and most of the left will join up, then it will become policy at the conference. This is the beauty of a truly democratic org. The terf brigade will stick with Galloway.

05.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The police are a corrupt bunch of wankers spunking taxpayer £££ on the whims of the powerful. Starmer is our generations Nixon, universally despised and morally bankrupt.

19.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How exactly has Britain supported Israel’s military assault on Gaza? The public has a right to know | Jeremy Corbyn When I was Labour leader, the Chilcot report condemned the party for its disastrous war in Iraq. We need a similar inquiry now, says MP Jeremy Corbyn

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

03.06.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#dontscrapethesoup

I can tell you this is exactly what was needed to turn the evening into a two pop event.

01.06.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screen From chat, GPT saying “in short: don’t scrape the soup. Add more broth. More swimmers in the pool, the better the odds – and the first ones are already off the starting block anyway.”

A screen From chat, GPT saying “in short: don’t scrape the soup. Add more broth. More swimmers in the pool, the better the odds – and the first ones are already off the starting block anyway.”

People pessimistic about AI have clearly never used it to help them conceive.

01.06.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bathroom floor vibes.

01.06.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😆 some job they’re doing.

25.05.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Of course he’s an establishment stooge, and Boris was a disgraceful liar. But then so is Starmer.

25.05.2025 16:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (Official Video) (as featured in Anyone But You)
YouTube video by NBedingfieldVEVO Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (Official Video) (as featured in Anyone But You)

Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten is probably the single most joyous song I play at weddings. It just never fails to get everyone’s arms up, crying and jumping with joy.

Absolute privilege to play that every week for people.

youtu.be/b7k0a5hYnSI?...

23.05.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Best Xmas movie of all time?

16.05.2025 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Need this print in my life.

13.05.2025 06:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is so depressing.

10.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My old motor being towed away

My old motor being towed away

The inside of my sofa with a bowl of soapy water I’m using to clean away a toddlers vomit.

The inside of my sofa with a bowl of soapy water I’m using to clean away a toddlers vomit.

Instead, I spent yesterday waiting for my car to be towed to a garage & today cleaning my kids sick out of the sofa. 😭🤮🚗🔧

Onward comrades!

07.05.2025 10:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This week I had some highfalutin plans to whizz into London & interview @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social (& friends) for the coming “A Very British Sabotage” drama I’m making with Chatterbox Audio…

07.05.2025 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A trans woman wrote to Wetherspoons to ask which toilets they're meant to use. Wetherspoons replied acknowledging the Supreme Court's verdict...and that trans customers can use whichever loos they want to but to please lock the cubicle door.

Labour now being outflanked on the left by Wetherspoons.

26.04.2025 15:37 — 👍 4549    🔁 1051    💬 9    📌 90
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Those winning the class war do not care if you believe it’s happening.

22.04.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The correct response to rfk saying he wants to exterminate autistic people is to loudly tell him "die, motherfucker" instead of trying to explain that human lives have value.

17.04.2025 03:48 — 👍 1945    🔁 549    💬 8    📌 20

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