Lesbian Bratz Doll

"[name] she's my niece. shes evil too"

"i dont mean to be mean but I dont trust her and she's a snake"

not even inside the festival yet and im already fed up with white people

listening to children explain 5 nights at freddys badly

dentists will spend 2 hours making ur mouth dry as hell and then have the audacity to tell me i cant drink anything fr an hour

whoever picked the radio or playlist at the dentist today has good taste

www.wheredidmywifegointhecraftstore..com

"anyone told you you look like ed sheeran?"
"everyday"
"🎶🎶 hey there Delilah 🎶🎶"

every time someone tells me they like my vibe im like i have a vibe???? 🥹🥹🥹

shadow and jackie are always with me (i keep forcing people to watch the Livestream)

why did they have to kill Hedwig there is no goddamn reason for that to have happened she's JUST A BIRD

also i love my friends & chosen family im so lucky to be so loved 🥰🥰

having my bday gathering at a lesbian bar/event was absolutely the move. i love going to queer events and being surrounded by other dykes. its so healing.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

I’m feeling wicked

#wicked #gelphie #glindaupland #elphabathropp

Sarah Bock Terrified the Severance Set “When I played her, I didn’t feel very scary. But at the end of the day, crew members would come up to me like, ‘You freaked me out.’”

I talked to Miss Huang from SEVERANCE! I talked to Miss Huang from SEVERANCE!

www.vulture.com/article/seve...

Helly R

#severance

Their relationship/compatibility is the biggest mystery of severance

@meadowmarrow.bsky.social

*watching challengers*
my wife: wait so which one is jacob elordi?

being in lesbian love is one of the best things that has ever happened to me lets go lesbians

Sylar being a Petrelli brother is really such a huge fuck you to the viewers

*looks at a bald eagle* Is that an owl

update: found them and they dont need to be renewed for 2 years. getting a copy of my birth cert too.
cant be too prepared for a raid or random stop 🫠

day 3 and my sister and i are desperately looking for our passports

today is a day that doesn't feel great to be trans

1230-230 MTSS training is absolutely torture

its hurting my own feelings o clock wym a text message from 2018 got me in my feelings

ahhhh fuck i burnt my hairbrush bristles 😭😭😭

"what in fricks name"