Joe Thompson

We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10

AS PROMISED:

a little brown pup in a gray hoodie stands confidently on a skateboard with red and white wheels. he’s smiling wide, presumably because he just landed a sick kickflip.

This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10

NEW: The USS Harry S. Truman, a 100,000-ton nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, collided with a 53,000-ton merchant vessel near Port Said, Egypt on Wednesday night.

No injuries or flooding have been reported. The incident is under investigation.

a black and white pit mix with large brown eyes and a graying snoot stands in the back seat of a car. there's an American Red Cross blanket behind him, which looks like he had previously been wrapped in. he looks at the camera with a humble expression. an inset photo of an apartment building consumed by fire, smoke billowing from the roof.

This is Rocco. He's being praised a hero by his neighbors after his barking alerted them to an apartment fire that damaged 24 apartments last week. “They said they never hear him bark but he was barking out of control that something was wrong.” 14/10 good boy Rocco

So glad I found you here before tiktok is gone.

a golden retriever is laying in a taupe papasan with an array of yellow flowers held in his teeth. his lips curl up to accommodate the stems, then flop down again. all that’s visible of his smile is a jagged half dozen lower teeth. his teal name tag is visible amid his chest fluff.

This is Donut. He picked these flowers for you. Not really. He picked them for himself. But it's the thought that counts. 12/10

Whew all this World War 3 talk almost made me forget about the oligarchy and how no one has health insurance they can actually rely on.

If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.

Image of Donald Trump and Elon Musk edited to appear in the Pawn Shop meme format. The top text reads, 'Voters: Can we get lower prices?' The bottom text reads, 'Trump: Best I can do is invade Canada.' The MTN (MeidasTouch Network) logo is visible in the bottom-right corner.

Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.

Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.

hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way

⚠️ BREAKING:

Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.

Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇