sunflower scarer

cw // piss, watersports
turns out girls with horsecocks do indeed piss like a horse

you can;t fuckning. do this to me. fuck i need to get fat and inflated NOWWWWWWW

the one in the book was a prototype they'd only figured out how to make the berry bit work. the other bits were just layered flavouring. but the ones that hit the market do the whole thing!

waking up tommorow to find my tip is resting on my face and i'm still soft 🤞

a big inflatable slide. there's three slides that run down the middle. each one has a blue floor, and red walls with blue tops. they feed into a large inflatable pit, also blue. it's in a warehouse of some kind, with unknown play equipment behind it.

by the time you're done your paws all look like these

i think it would feel like that thing where you stand up too fast and feel the static come over you except awesome and making you cum. think about it, the head is where your you is, cuming is already great and you were always like ~50 centimeters away whenever you've done it before

if i started drowning i'd just drink it all easy clap

me every day i wake up with two legs and a dick that doesn't drain all the blood from my body again like a chump with no class

ON IT MISS!! 🫡🫡🫡

hey this suit has a drain valve right...
#nsfw #kotoboobki #bodysuit #kaiju #bbw #inflation

climbing in to experience what it's like to be mitochondria except with far more girl

don't be worrying too much about us for your own bad times. you're the one going through it after all, it's the job of the people that care about you to help shoulder that burden. you're going to be fine, i promise, you just need to put a name on the problem and find the solution. rooting for you <3

what happens if you blast a fat girl with the fat girl beam? fat girl^2?

thank you miss Fliss i wanted to see people get turned into butts and enjoy it and no one else on earth does that so picking up another Kink Which I Shouldn't Think About But Want To™ is a small price to pay

dog with the race horse naming scheme

FUCK my dealer sent me the weed that makes you huge and smart and anxious. if ONLY i was surrounded by lots of cute small people who could cuddle me and calm me down and let me stop thinking... hey does anyone hear that 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 oh fuck the 🦗🦗🦗 locusts 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

i'd jiggle to let them know where to put it. ooh maybe i could get them to play dressup with me... get turned into butt fat and your pred starts wearing cute short skirts and putting lots of stickers and drawings on you to show you off... you end up being so much cuter as a butt than a person...

despite having not seen you in real life i did notice

i often walk down corridors and imagine how much faster and better it would be if i was a huge taur so sorgy i think i left that one for you in the psychic realm

long hair is baller in my world we'd all have waist length hair by law. if you cut it you go to mega prison forever. this isn't healthy but it's my world i'm the king i'll do what i'll like

she actually managed to steal this emerald despite the situation because every single guard was a freak

how do you get so round??? and how can i achieve this roundness 📃✏️

my awful son Gont. he finished grade 2 today we're proud of him

projectile style. we land on top of you and just lie down. congrats! you have been baked into a loaf

you said it sister amen

Nick Wilde would look visibly uncomfortable but not say anything for fear of losing his job

it's a terrible shame being scared of the kink that all the good kink artists have... oh well i will simply get good at biting fingers and taming large bugs

if you put the erogenous nerves in the tissue inside the horn instead of on the surface it can be a nice little surprise for anyone with a vibrator

the first and most important rule of being a freak is only ever matching the freak of the room. most people don't want to think about most fetishes, and most times don't call for significant sex at all. it's a vector in arbitrary dimensions, you've got to aim it the right way and to the right degree

a 4chan post. it reads "this is just qualityslop. you only like it because it's good". there are several replies, but only one is open. it reads "what?"