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Oh, fancy popcorn people like Garrett in Chicago. $$$

09.12.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I often get a clearance one at CVS in January but the good stuff is so much better!

09.12.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do Waymo self-driving vehicles need way more driving ettiquete? NPR's Ayesha Rascoe speaks with Wall Street Journal reporter Katie Bindley about Waymo self-driving vehicles and recent changes to how assertively they navigate traffic.

We just had that piece about how safe self-driving cars are, which had me thinking... until I heard this this morning - they are making them less safe now! WTAF. www.npr.org/2025/12/07/n...

07.12.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A third season is coming out next week?????

06.12.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...

"I recently spoke with Santa Claus, who is currently coordinating his staff of immortal blue-collar elves, about the morality of children and his friendship with a creature whom many carolers consider a war criminal: Krampus."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

04.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 13

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

05.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We live in a country where restaurants trash thousands of pounds of perfectly good food every day while huge swathes of people live in food deserts and I'm supposed to get upset if someone gets a parking spot they aren't entitled to for 20 minutes? I don't have few enough problems to care about it

03.12.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 498    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.

03.12.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1489    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. β€œToad, wake up,” he cried. β€œCome out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

β€œI will not,” said Toad. β€œI am in my warm bed.”

02.12.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2225    πŸ” 588    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 66
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Aging with complex chronic illnesses and disabilities at home Hi! My name is Julia MΓ©traux, and I am Mother Jones' disability reporter. I am working on a series (to be published before May 1) profiling three American aging adults (50+) about how you're aging ind...

πŸ‘‹ Call for sources: My name is Julia MΓ©traux, and I am @motherjones.com disability reporter. I am working on a series (to be published before May 1) profiling three American aging adults (50+) about how you're aging independently while taking care of your health. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

01.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh no, how awful

01.12.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this is the new Tom Holland Umbrella video. Once it crosses your timeline, you must repost to share the joy.

26.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On your boss's dime?!?!?!? HOW DARE

26.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, my job gives me money and I spend some of it on alcohol!!

26.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That certainly is a priority to have right now

24.11.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Adjacent posts on my timeline:

1. 
Reposted by Malice Walker
estarianne @estarianne.bsky.s... β€’ 11h
Sometimes when we use the word
"men" we are talking about the power structure of the patriarchy and not each individual man and it's OK to fill that in and not demand we type it out every time.

2. 
Marisa Kabas 0 @marisakabas....β€’ 18h
"we need to be nicer to men" bro they didn't let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

Adjacent posts on my timeline: 1. Reposted by Malice Walker estarianne @estarianne.bsky.s... β€’ 11h Sometimes when we use the word "men" we are talking about the power structure of the patriarchy and not each individual man and it's OK to fill that in and not demand we type it out every time. 2. Marisa Kabas 0 @marisakabas....β€’ 18h "we need to be nicer to men" bro they didn't let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

24.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES. Why do they try to make ME feel bad for opening the window???

21.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
graphic ala the cover of the children's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, but it says, 
Please Give a Bitch a Break 
I work very hard
I'm trying my best
I'm so tired all the goddamn time

graphic ala the cover of the children's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, but it says, Please Give a Bitch a Break I work very hard I'm trying my best I'm so tired all the goddamn time

21.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weremczuk Agromachines Felix/Z apple harvester.

20.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

This could fix me

20.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely start with getting rid of that whole generation of men. You may lose a few good ones, but that seems worth the risk.

20.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I could be wrong, because I've never owned a car, but I'm pretty sure even the cheaper cars are way more expensive than even the pricier e-bikes.

19.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU! What he was saying is worse than who he was saying it to!

19.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think it is Olivia Nuzzi writing about RFK, Jr., it is!

18.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about the "Quiet Piggy" thing isn't so much that he's a sexist scumbag. We knew that already.

But he would have caught himself in the past. He did with Megyn Kelly with "blood coming out of her... whatever."

Classic case of onset dementia. Losing all self-censorship. Disinhibition.

18.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...

18.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9747    πŸ” 2308    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 115

I just figured out there’s a cloud flare outage, so could it be that?

18.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Good news," they closed three of the four Starbuckses near my house, and the one left is not on my normal routes. I just deleted the app last week!

17.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The brain worm was a lie he used to get out of paying alimony. He said he had brain damage and couldn’t work! That divorce wasn’t finalized because his wife died from suicide

17.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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