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Occasionally earnest takes about unserious things. You'll get random thoughts about sports, music, and whatever else seems interesting at the moment.

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We've reached the point where I find coaches wearing suits to be off-putting.

04.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta say, it might be an insanely good year in college basketball.

More veteran players + Euro pros + strong freshman class.

04.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear every offensive play the Falcons run is designed for a player to make a play versus actually being schemed open.

Every reception is a jump ball and every run play is Bijan making magic happen.

02.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It was excruciating enough just watching the Braves in the 2021 World Series, and that series only went six games.

I'm certain this Series would do me in if I were a Blue Jays fan.

02.11.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll give them this: Ole Miss is extremely good at playing to the level of their opponent.

02.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels…extremely strange, as if they’re waiting for a second opinion or something.

01.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to this place years ago and had completely forgotten about it until I saw this article.

Thing is, as a tourist walking around the Village, it's easy to walk into the place because it's not a pretentious fusion tapas joint that's reservation only.

29.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH HECK YES

28.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or at least in your mentions.

28.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo.

Also, this accelerated timeline should make established coaches think twice before taking a job like this.

27.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I say the Falcons need a wholesale reboot, I mean front office, coaching staff, logos, uniforms, etc.

All of it.

They haven't made the playoffs since 2017, which was also the year they moved into the new stadium.

26.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not* me!

* Yes, me.

25.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I regret this decision.

23.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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About to settle in and watch the Hawks.

22.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A double OT game on opening night means those two teams are gonna be resting guys for the next two weeks.

22.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I’m the guy saying this but his entire family, ex-wife included, moved to Oxford.

He, for once, seems content.

20.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lane Kiffin and Eli Drinkwitz already make Top 10 money, nationally, and have their programs in the playoff conversation on a consistent basis.

Why leave for an unstable situation where you could be fired in 2-3 years?

19.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about NIL and the Portal is that it’s closed the gap between what used to be top tier and mid tier jobs.

Florida is no longer a clearly superior job to, say, Ole Miss or Arkansas or Missouri.

19.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should've never doubted Georgia Tech. That's on me. Won't happen again.

18.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing how the current legacy of the Portal/NIL is that it flattened the talent level across the board and made things more equitable.

18.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The aforementioned toasted grasshoppers:

18.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also had an IchiRoll from the Nakagawa sushi stand, but that's beside the point.

18.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mariners' success is entirely tied to me standing in Edgar's Cantina and eating toasted grasshoppers back in July.

No other reason.

18.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ace Frehley

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Ace Frehley - Frehley's Comet

Ace Frehley - Frehley's Comet

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Farewell to the Spaceman.

Ace Frehley's riffs helped define the legendary stadium sound of KISS. His self-taught, no-lessons approach to guitar work encouraged a generation of fans to pick up a guitar and chase bedroom riff greatness.

16.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

I still think people underestimate just how much of a transplant city Atlanta is.

+ It’s surrounded by dozens of roots-less suburbs.

+ Folks that are actually from Atlanta, and its suburbs, have generally been priced out and now live in the exurbs.

14.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WAIT, JEFF SIMS IS STILL PLAYING COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

12.10.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure does seem like Ole Miss spent the bye week preparing for Georgia.

Thing is, Georgia wasn't the next opponent.

11.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

06.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would imagine any potential candidate for this job is going to want a guarantee that Petrino will not be retained in any way, shape, or form.

28.09.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy at the bar is wearing a Toledo Mud Hens hat.

28.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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