John Eichenlaub (not turkey, just dull)

Volrath, but it was all.... propaganda

There is nothing wrong with an even all-around haircut. I use clipper guard 1 every Saturday morning.

You've influenced me to try to be a better person.

Sorry Lego says that doesn't count.

Thanks, just gotta keep it consistent.

Those 20 minutes flew by while playing Ark Nova on BGA

My girlfriend and just set a timer on 30 seconds of plank and 30 seconds of superman (among other exercises). I barely made it 10 seconds on each before I collapsed.

But I did 20 minutes on the elliptical yesterday!

Dave, this is perfect.

Like, the other ones are good (I laughed at Hagar the Horrible passer), but this one captures everything.

I'm really proud of you

[dot gif]

I found there's one thing I love more than "surprise eyes" in your work.

It's crazy eyes.

Found at least one inactive for next game.

I really hate agreeing with Bill Kristol on anything.

I would love to get back to arguing tax policy with people like him as our most pressing domestic issue. (For example)

Visions of the cinematic classic UHF are currently running in my brain.

You know the one.

Yeah, that was.... weird.

I hate to say I think you're pretty safe on this one.

Yeesh

Passive voice sanitizing of events.

I do not and will not believe a word of it until the footage is released.

The Tea party was astroturfing bullshit.

I think you're correct on all counts. I've taken a major step back in the last few years. Like, I'll attend a prerelease and maybe draft a set if it appeals to me.

I did a draft of EoE, and am now on the shelf until Lorwyn.

Skulking Ghost is my guess.

The uh 50 patrons in a bar all figured the wind was a factor.

We had absolutely no idea.

One of my favorite authors (John Scalzi) phrased it that the failure mode of "clever" is "asshole."

Ah scot, don't be TOO cravvy about it

Waiting for the announcement on Falvey.

Hoping for the announcement regarding OWNERSHIP.

I expect to be disappointed on both counts.

Best to Rocco.

Good gravy, I cannot stand Jerruh.

They will not be missed.

I showed this to my girlfriend.

SHE LOVES THIS PICTURE.

Welp

Did you remember your opera glasses?

For your attendance at Security Theater?

How many songs? Would you say you... Flood-ed the playlist?

Oh, shoot. That was Alliances.

Death Spark!

I read the second panel and (audibly) said "oh, no."