Samuel Suter

TikTok is (now) state controlled media.

19.01.2025 20:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you stopping at the bottom of the escalator, looking around for which direction to go?

22.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should invent a kind of sleep that actually makes you feel rested

14.11.2024 13:15 — 👍 55    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1

I lied. @full-of-stars.bsky.social needs to hear this.

11.11.2024 07:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but pressing this button makes your car emit air at the exactly appropriate temperature and flow rate relative to the current environmental conditions.

11.11.2024 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I avoid them with a vengeance?

30.10.2024 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My first day entailed burning in the new grill at the office. Looking forward to smoked chicken Wednesdays and brisket Fridays at work.

29.10.2024 00:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was promised chaos. Where is the chaos?

26.10.2024 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unless your platform team has at least fifty people spare, monorepos aren’t for you.

26.10.2024 02:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0