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I think you broke it paul

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"you are a feminist whore with a Jezebel spirit" is something I would have said to my best friends after a late bar night a certain number of years ago, but appreciatively

My short lived Braves fandom ended with them disappointing me so it’s easy to go back to indifference

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My colorist was totally flabbergasted. She was like “it was fine for the wedding though, right?!” (It was!)

I usually can go at least 8 weeks if not longer without needing another visit, so having the color fall out after less than a week was bonkers

Yep i use overtone often! This was a weird occurrence that has never happened over years of going to the same colorist, so it wasn’t a surprise to find it was a faulty batch of dye!

Pawol to make history as MLB's first female umpire Jen Pawol will make history this weekend as the first woman to be an umpire in a regular-season MLB game. Pawol will ump three games during this weekend’s Marlins-Braves series in Atlanta, including b...

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Selfie of Matty at a stoplight

Went in for a color touch up today (I just got it done two weeks ago but a lot of it fell out; turns out there was a bad batch of the hair color!)

I mean the Brewers have been totally bonkers since the break; I’m sitting here bemoaning the fate of the Cubs and they have the 3rd best record is baseball. It’s not that the Cubs need to win more, they need Milwaukee to lose some lol

And I’ll be a Mets fan this weekend but don’t tell my mom or my uncle

For the next hour or so, I’m a Braves fan. Let’s do this.

It’s Pritzker’s party: Hell yes, he’s messing with Texas, and he’s not sorry So far, Pritzker’s political instincts are paying off.

New from me for @thehill.com:

It's @jbpritzker.bsky.social's party. Hell yes he's messing with Texas, and he's not sorry. thehill.com/opinion/camp...

Update: Found the email!

Split-screen screenshot of the U.S. Constitution shown in two tabs—on the left is Section 8 (powers of Congress) from constitution.congress.gov, and on the right is Section 9 (limits on federal power) from en.wikisource.org. The right pane highlights protections such as habeas corpus, bans on bills of attainder, ex post facto laws, capitation taxes, port preferences, secret spending, and royal titles. Section 9 is one of the Constitution’s most critical safeguards against authoritarian overreach. It limits the federal government’s ability to detain people without cause, levy unfair taxes, or grant nobility. It also forces public disclosure of federal spending and prevents Congress from favoring specific states’ ports—ensuring fairness, transparency, and civil liberty. These protections, written in 1787, directly protect you from federal abuse. March in the streets now!

THEY ARE DELETING YOUR RIGHTS
THEY ARE DELETING YOUR FREEDOMS

To quote @wiredferret.bsky.social “it’s not that my eyes are bad, it’s that my arms are insufficiently long”

Constitution Sections on Due Process and Foreign Gifts Just Vanished from Congress' Website Part of Article I Section 8, and all of Sections 9 and 10, which address things like habeas corpus, nobility, and militias, are gone from Congress's website for the Constitution.

Constitution sections on due process and foreign gifts just vanished from Congress' website

Include provisions such as habeas corpus, forbidding the naming of titles of nobility, and forbidding foreign emoluments for U.S. officials. www.404media.co/constitution...

Yeah I mean I get that too, I just can’t handle the bright. Tradeoffs. Lol

Update: with my new readers I can bring my text size down to 120% from 135%

Occasionally I have to use my kids’ phones and I cannot even figure out how that’s possible to see

I can’t, it hurts my eyes more lol

I did that a couple years ago and then got frustrated because a few days later it was back to small size.

(It was not back to small size)

Not to dismiss the improvement coming just from the new ones being much cleaner

Eye doc suggested I bump up the power on my readers and I hate that it helped

46 years ago today
"Bela Lugosi's Dead" is the debut single by English post-punk band Bauhaus, released on August 6, 1979 and is often considered the first gothic rock record

#punk #punkrock #postpunk #gothpunkrock #belalugosisdead #bauhaus #history #otd

From Bureaucracy to Brilliance: How DevOps Culture Can Transform Cloud Governance Bridge the gap between CloudGovernance.org's 5 Pillars and DevOps culture using the CALMS framework and Westrum organizational model.

Had a few thoughts today on how the lessons we learned in the DevOps movement can apply to the challenge of cloud governance...give it a read if you want to see how both the Westrum model and the CALMS approach apply to successful cloud governance

dev.to/mattstratton...

Thanks! It was actually fun to write, which sounds funny to say for that topic :)

From Bureaucracy to Brilliance: How DevOps Culture Can Transform Cloud Governance Bridge the gap between CloudGovernance.org's 5 Pillars and DevOps culture using the CALMS framework and Westrum organizational model.

Had a few thoughts today on how the lessons we learned in the DevOps movement can apply to the challenge of cloud governance...give it a read if you want to see how both the Westrum model and the CALMS approach apply to successful cloud governance

dev.to/mattstratton...